Perle & Frum cordially invite you to a "New American Century" (mp3 hell!)

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/newamericancentury.mp3

Hooboy, here's a headache for you: Colin Powell's Colon Polyps, Wolfowitz's droning, Rumsfeldy flailing, and special guest supervillain William Kristol as "Doctor Nasal"

Extra whining, unclear lyrics, three string fuzztone guitars.



previously:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/radio.htm

[BostonTeaParty04]

1. Man, that pic you have there really fits this mp3....

I feel like I just entered the evil zone....

[thebigidea]

2. boo!

[BostonTeaParty04]

3. Ack!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god.... that pic is really creepy.

I absolutely LOATHE Friedman......... You must have known!

[thebigidea]

8. Awww, but apologists for Neoconservatives are soooo cute!

I mean, look at that moustache.

[thebigidea]

11. ... and his years of columns leading up to the war with nary...

... an apology in sight!

"Give War a Chance"

[Kool Kitty]

4. EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Or, to quote the immortal George Tenet-"This is a slam-dunk." And nary a weapon of mass destruction in sight.)

[thebigidea]

5. hopefully a tape of that will turn up for the asst director's extended cut

[Guaranteed]

6. Hee hee nt

[thebigidea]

7. William Kristol thanks you for your giggling

And I'm sure somewhere, David Frum is sweating.

"Why don't they call me any more?"

[blm]

9. LOVE IT!

Nice and creepy.

[thebigidea]

10. hard to do anything concerning Richard Perle and not come up creepy, innit

[thebigidea]

12. Krauthammer! I mean, kick.

[not systems]

13. That rocked!!!

I bet the gestapo in the basement of Pentagon love that one.

Kinda had a Negative Land meets the Sun City Girls vibe going.

[thebigidea]

14. geez, I sure do wear my influences on my sleeve

there's a cover of a Sun City Girls song somewhere on the site - and years ago I did a video of a Negativland show along with some weird "Negativland vs. the Farmingdale Sound Machine" bootleg mp3 via their radio show that's online somewhere... google turned it up, which made me go: "good lord! I forgot all about that! And I sound younger! Ahghgh!"

Negativland, along with William Burroughs, definetely got me started on the cutup kick in my teen years..

[thebigidea]

15. old Negativland images...

[thebigidea]

16. final kick, with a crumpled transcript attached to my shoe

"A New American Century"
(by the farmingdale sound machine, 2004)

ANNOUNCER: "Did you know that the same caltrate that helps fight bone loss, may help your colon too?"

COLIN POWELL: "That I was not familiar with..."

ANNOUNCER: "In a recent study..."

COLIN POWELL: "That I was not familiar with... "

ANNOUNCER: "Recurrent colon polyps..."

COLIN POWELL: "Is just flat wrong - that I was not familiar with."

ANNOUNCER: "Recurrent colon polyps - a major risk factor for colon cancer."

RUMSFELD: "I would never have said what you said somebody said I said... uh..."

ANNOUNCER: "For bone and colon health - recurrent colon polyps."

REPORTER: "Paul Wolfowitz came under fire."

WOLFOWITZ: "We were very careful in making sure that we applied money to..."

COLIN POWELL: "To Prince Bandar."

WOLFOWITZ: "We did not divert funds to..."

COLIN POWELL: "To Prince Bandar."

RUMSFELD: "Uh uh with respect to that aspect of it, a decision having been made..."

WOLFOWITZ: "Divert funds."

COLIN POWELL: "To Prince Bandar."

WOLFOWITZ: "Divert Funds... Divert funds..."

COLIN POWELL: "To Prince Bandar."

WOLFOWITZ: "Divert funds."

COOPER: "Halliburton."

BRITT HUME: "And what are those three chaps talking about?"

COOPER: "Halliburton - Halliburton - 43 Halliburton contractors have died while working in Iraq and Kuwait."

BUSH: "I'm George W Bush, and I approved this message."

RELIGIOUS TYPE: "There is no other god except..."

BUSH: "George W. Bush."

KRAUTHAMMER: "The secrecy of this great endeavor..."

WOLFOWITZ: "An invasion of Iraq on my agenda since 1991."

FRUM: "Absolute good and evil - so Axis of Hatred became Axis of Evil. Absolute good and evil."

KRAUTHAMMER: "The secrecy of this great endeavor..."

FRUM: "Axis of Evil. Absolute good and evil."

david frum go on n take a hike
we no wanna warmed over reich
your liverlips speak slimy lies
got your eyes on an oily prize

RICHARD PERLE: ""Totally preoccupied with uh..."

KRISTOL: "... the exertion of US Force."

an end to evil sounds mighty fine
but richard perle stinks of swine
no good likudnik with mortician looks
affiliated with the usual crooks

PERKOWSKI: "Hey, here are those great songs that they're gonna sing about ya, Dick."

a fourth reich
for two thousand four
when they strike
you'll hit the floor
a fourth reich
for two thousand four
so hard to like
a right wing bore

REPORTER: "William Kristol."

KRISTOL: "Genuine threat to the peace of the region."

REPORTER: "Kristol is a Washington Insider... Kristol is also chairman of the New American Century."

oh look there's billy, smilin' billy kristol
not the funnyman - the neocon pistol

REPORTER: "William Kristol."

a weakened standard of a faded flag
looks like your empire has hit a snag

REPORTER: "William Kristol."

got freddie barnes and grumpy krauthammer
employin' every weasely slug n' scammer

KRAUTHAMMER: "The secrecy of this great endeavor... the President, you know - secretely deciding early on. The secrecy of this great endeavor... "

I ran he ran she ran we ran
I ran he ran she ran we ran
PNAC ran now into Iran

your new american century
sends ya to the penetentiary

KRAUTHAMMER: "The secrecy of this great endeavor... the Axis of evil - that was a declaration of evil."

FRUM: "Axis of Evil."

KRAUTHAMMER: "That was a declaration of evil."

FRUM: "Axis of Evil. Absolute good and evil. - so Axis of Hatred became Axis of Evil."

david frum go on n take a hike
we no wanna warmed over reich
your liverlips speak slimy lies
got your eyes on an oily prize

BUSH: "And I uh uh he's the ultimate parasite..."

KRAUTHAMMER: "War in Iraq..."

BUSH: "who found weakness..."

KRAUTHAMMER: "War in Iraq..."

BUSH: "exploited it..."

KRAUTHAMMER: "War in Iraq..."

BUSH: "and uh..."

an end to evil sounds mighty fine
but richard perle stinks of swine
no good likudnik with mortician looks
affiliated with the usual crooks

PERKOWSKI: "Hey Chalabi, how ya doin'?"

a fourth reich
for two thousand four
when they strike
you'll hit the floor

KRISTOL: "Genuine threat to the peace of the region."

WOLFOWITZ: "A invasion of Iraq on my agenda since 1991."

a fourth reich
for two thousand four
sold to us by a
friendly media whore

REPORTER: "William Kristol."

BUSH: "He is uh this is a fella who is willing to commit youngsters to their death while he himself hides, if in fact he's hiding at all."

your new american century
sends ya to the penetentiary

RELIGIOUS TYPE: "There is no other god except..."

BUSH: "George W. Bush."

KRAUTHAMMER: "That was a declaration of evil."

BUSH: "Pretty somber assesment, yeah."