Shrub's New Prop: A Briefcase

[NJCher]

The reading glasses were laughable enough, but now...

For 3 years, whenever shrub has returned from a trip--especially from his Potemkin ranch--he has been photographed getting off his helicopter on the South lawn carrying his dog or nothing at all.

For the last several landings, however, he has gotten off the helicopter carrying a huge briefcase!! He started that when he returned from the ranch recently, after the bloodbath in Iraq, and continued after returning from several campaign trips.

Can you believe that?!! Rove must have figured it would make shrub look like he is always working, even when away from the WH. ROFLMAO!!!


Cher

[kanrok]

1. Where else would he carry the kilo of coke?

[xray s]

2. it's the "football"

reminding the terra'ists he has his paw on the button 24/7, in case God taps him on the shoulder and says "Time to make the mushrooms grow".

Makes me sleep well at night.

[powergirl]

21. LOL

What a comforting thought. That was really funny. I just told my husband and he is dying laughing.

:toast:

[soleft]

24. Oh, crap, don't even say that - tooooooo scary

[Eurobabe]

32. that was my first thought when i saw it too

for those who are *informed* to be vewy, vewy scared...

[yardwork]

3. It holds a couple fifths of Southern Comfort.

[eleny]

6. I was thinking -

a shaker of chilled whiskey sours and a big glass.

[burythehatchet]

4. Did they give up on him holding the book...I guess they had to

when he let it slip that he doesn't read.

[BostonTeaParty04]

11. And his penchant for reading upside down.....

Even a freeper could catch that one...

[ewagner]

5. Soooooo...what's really in it?

Lunch?

Bible?

"Recreational Devices" for the Lincoln Bedroom?

Coloring books and crayons?

Jack Danials?

[DAGDA56]

8. Nothing...absolutely nothing...

...just like his ranch, his plans, his head...

[grasswire]

7. and....

....Laura has been carrying a purse. Ever the beard for him.

[MikeG]

9. I''ll bet there's pretzels in there.

[BostonTeaParty04]

10. I have seen one photo with the case.....and it's a man-purse...

a leather crocheted type thing. Looks like Ma's bag to me!

[drkedjr]

12. Making a show of it -

Something a dry-drunk needs to do ....

[jburton]

13. Portable bar

It came with a shaker, jig, twizzle sticks, and little airplane bottles of gin.

Of course, he through all that shit out and put in a gallon jug of $5 whiskey,

[asjr]

14. Was it cuffed to his wrist?

Does he have the only key to open it? He thinks he is James Bond.

[maveric]

15. Thats where he has his peanut butter & jelly sandwich w/ the crusts cut

off, along with the sports page and a coloring book and crayons.

[grasswire]

16. he has a new overcoat, too

Instead of that too-short wool thing. On the morning of the day he gave the press conference, I saw pics of him in his new long coat, with the briefcase.

[Octafish]

17. Smirk doesn't do any work in the White House, either.

Bob Woodward was on NPR this morning and he said that "Bush keeps a clean desk," adding that every time Bobbo talked to the unelected moron, the Oval Office desk (once owned by President Kennedy, IIRC) was free of paperwork, pens, an in-box -- everything. The crazy monkey Bush hasn't done a lick of work his entire life. And it shows.



"Whaddaya need a beefcake for?"

[SharonAnn]

19. An empty desk is a sign of an emptry mind. Never more true!

Right?

[Octafish]

22. Exactly! Although there is ONE thing more than anything else...

"Jess hope I don' press this
lil' red button here lahk thisss."

[The Backlash Cometh]

18. So let's start a "What's in the briefcase?" thread.

He doesn't need a gun in the case because he's followed by the secret service. And everyone reads his briefs to him...so...what can it be?

[SayitAintSo]

25. Beenie Babies !

LOL :)

[leanings]

27. Easy!

A baloney sandwhich, a Hustler, and a pint of Old Crow.

[Catshrink]

20. Helps him keep his balance.

It gives him something to focus on so he pays attention to where he's walking. He is so accident prone. Oh, maybe it holds the scotch.

[Nihil]

29. Alternatively ...

... it gives him an excuse for when he staggers ...

"Sorry, 'bout that - the wind caught the case a bit there!"

[ConcernedCanuk]

23. hmmm - prototype of them mini-nukes maybe? sure ain't nuthing to READ !

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[DeepModem Mom]

26. Karen Hughes, back at work -- n/t

[Vickers]

31. Bingo! This reeks of Missus Karen

Is it a brand new case, or a scuffed up leather one?

I imagine it has extra Made in China lapel flags in there. A guy can never have too many Made in China lapel flags.

Here is the real question: is the briefcase made by Halliburton?

[Dead_Parrot]

28. How does he get the dog in the case? n/t

[OneTwentyoNine]

30. Another Rove engineered prop for the election season

If elected in Nov you'll never see it again.....