Tomorrow's forecast: partly- to mostly-doomed.

[Padraig18]

Please stay tuned to this channel for any breaking 'fully-doomed' alerts. :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Followed by widespread completely fucked and clearing to

moderately screwed in the late afternoon.

[Renew Deal]

2. lol

Aer we on red doom alert?

[Padraig18]

4. No, we are at doom alert level 'Elmo'

We do not worry until we reach 'Ernie'. If we ever get a 'Cookie Monster' doom alert level, make your peace with God...:P

[bloom]

10. Tickle me DOOMED!!!

:silly:

[Wapsie B]

3. Gosh,

if we're already DOOMED, there's no need to bother to even vote, is there?

/sarcasm

[Timefortruth]

5. The silver lining is that while Bush is ahead

he may spare us the terror attack. It would only be necessary if Kerry leads.

[Padraig18]

6. This just in!

Scattered, late-afternoon doom tomorrow in parts of the Upper Midwest and Great Plains. More, as this story develops...

[Padraig18]

7. Possible doom funnel sighted over Topeka!

Film at 11!

[Padraig18]

8. This segment of 'The Doom Report" brought to you by...

... the Little Boy Who Cried 'Wolf'. :P

[Doc_Technical]

9. Well folks, this looks like...

...the end of the world.

Remember, you heard it first on this web site!

[DemoTex]

11. Let's ask Roosevelt E. Roosevelt (Good Morning, Vietnam!)

Cronauer: Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'?

RER: Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and bother me right now!

Cronauer: Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather?

RER: Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, I'm tryin' to score! Back off!!

Cronauer: Well, what's the weather like?

RER: You got a window? OPEN IT!

Cronauer: Thank you, Roosevelt! We'll just have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington, Weather Central, with Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like?

Walter Cronkite: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...what it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued crappy weather, with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

http://www.moviesounds.com/vietnam.html

[blm]

12. HAH! You guys give good laugh.

;)

[KittyWampus]

13. Padraig, You're Wicked Funny

the hysterical hyperventilating was getting a little annoying.

:)

[Zomby Woof]

14. before you give him credit

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1439520&mesg_id=1439938&page=

See post #40 and check the timestamp, as well as the reply to #40.

It's a cheap rip-off.

[TahitiNut]

15. Okay, campers, rise and shine,

and don't forget your booties because it's COOOLD out there today!