OFFICIAL BUSH* NEWS CONFERENCE THREAD #5!!!!

[matcom]

thanks

[Superfly]

1. 45 minutes until the Shield is on!!!

[skooooo]

2. What the FUCK is he saying????

Anyone understand it?

[ochazuke]

83. Rambling, can't answer a question, can't admit error.

Reminded me of Nixon. He used every question to go off into his dream world.

Best question, but asked improperly: "Why are you and Cheney appearing together before the 9/11 commission?" Should have asked "why can't you appear separately?" Shrub's answer? What was that? It's a good place to answer questions? Yeesh.

[displacedtexan]

3. The smirk is back! Big Time!

Just kill me now. I am so humiliated to have this freak pretend to be my president.

[Lex]

16. People around the world are watching this!

Other countries' leaders too.

I am sooo embarassed.

[Dark]

87. George Bu$h is our president.

He stole the presidency fair and square. Just ask Condosleazza Rice.

[Cush]

4. "I don't plan on losing my job"

[Superfly]

12. I'm planning on it...<him losing his job>

as are most DUers.

[xray s]

well...he hasn't planned for anything in his life

don't have to when everything is always given to you.

[Eurobabe]

18. thanks to Diebold

omigod, he is a total rambling asshole...this is really painful, watching this cretin.

[skooooo]

5. OH YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB....AND WE DO UNDERSTAND..

YOUR MISTAKES, ASSHOLE.

[proud patriot]

6. Threads 1, 2, 3, and 4

Thread 1

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1402325&mesg_id=1402325

Thread 2

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1402567&mesg_id=1402567

Thread 3

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1402837&mesg_id=1402837

thread 4

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1403175&mesg_id=1403175

[Killarney]

7. Judy's question was a total plant

so he could say the people will re-elect him

[liskddksil]

8. I don't plan on losing my job

Diebold says so.

[matcom]

9. ARROGANT FUCK MOTHERFUCKING PRICK!!

"i don't plan to lose my job"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Hey dick - AQ KHAN WAS PARDONED!!!!!!!!!!

Schmuck - how was that a fucking victory?

[WilliamPitt]

11. Kill me

[Failure]

15. Still hasn't

answered ONE question

[Plaid Adder]

28. Kill me first!

I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT!

I think my head is bleeding.

:argh:

The Plaid Adder

[Kadie]

32. No. We need you. Keep up the good work.

[VelmaD]

54. Can't I just spank you instead?

;-)

[Media_Lies_Daily]

95. Forget that...who's gonna bury the rest of us?

[The empressof all]

13. How will the pundits call this

They will not be frank about this performance and embarress him further.

[skooooo]

27. It's worse than I thought....

....cocaine really does kill brain cells.

[Catshrink]

14. God help us! "Iraq is just one theater in the war on terra."

can you say PNAC?

[Failure]

24. Fear

Select me or die

[Plaid Adder]

Wow, he cannot face ANYTHING!

"Will it have been worth it if you lose your job?" "I'm not planning on losing my job!"

Dude...it was a hypo. Are you too chickenshit to even consider the possibility?

This is pathetic.

:grr:

The Plaid Adder

[skooooo]

17. Loved ones reminding loved ones...

...are the happiest loved ones..in the (changed) world!!!

[bluestateguy]

19. Is somebody going to ask about the draft

Will he bring it back?

I just got home and turned on the TV.

[xultar]

20. WE DON'T GET TO SEE DEAD PEOPLE YOU BANNED IT ASSHOLE

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[shockingelk]

21. Iraq is an opportunity to sacrifice and console!

Oh, my, I never thought about it that way!

[VolcanoJen]

22. "Who are we handing the Iraqi Government over to?"

Chimpy: "We'll find out soon! I'm looking forward to it!!!"

OMFG.. he has no idea? What, is Iraqi Sovereignty some kind of delayed Christmas Present for Chimpy? "I'm not sure what I'm gonna git, but I sure can't wait to find out!"

OMFG, OMFG, OMFG...

[ithacan]

23. I broke down and turned on the radio...

unbelievable.

This is SO bad.

Will the whore press cover that we have an idiot as president, which to me is the REAL story, or will they pretend everything's okay.

[theoceansnerves]

25. whoa

he just stumbled and bumbled when talking about consoling families.. i honestly thought he was going to give up!

[xultar]

29. He's an ARROGANT ASS!!!! n/t

[makhno]

26. Ouch! "c-c-c-c-onsole! weep and hug! freedom!"

WTF is he on?

[Failure]

31. Haha

was that a dU dig?

[displacedtexan]

30. Will anyone ask why he smiles when speaking of war and death?

Anyone?

[makhno]

This shocked me as well.

Those are not funny topics! How can people not see just how unqualified this guy is in all respects?

[liberalcanuck]

He looks like he's about to pass out up there! Everytime he

takes one of his interminable pauses I wonder if he's going to forget what he was going to say.

[liskddksil]

33. I wish you had given me this question ahead of time

Did he just say that

[slinkerwink]

41. HE DID!!!! OMFG!

[Catshrink]

64. I thought I was hearing something....

he did say it, huh? So he admits that he had the questions in advance and that this is scripted? So why is it so fucking bad??????

[Cleita]

34. I thought he looked like shit yesterday and I

predicted he would have a mental breakdown. It looks like it's starting.

[slinkerwink]

35. my god! he said he wished he could have had a written question

ahead of time so he could have planned for it!!!!!

[xultar]

He doesn't think he made any mistakes. ASS! n/t

[Hell Hath No Fury]

36. We have to succeed in the Iraqi...

theatre for OTHER VICTORIES.

OTHER VICTORIES....

Just as we suspected, it doesn't stop in Iraq.....

[KennedyGuy]

Turkey farm

Turkey farms of mass destruction!!

[Killarney]

37. OMG! He's unraveling!

[Skip Intro]

56. Unbelievably bad. So bad. Cannot believe how bad this is.

[librechik]

38. did he just admit the questions were submitted inwriting in advance?

in his back assed way?

[librechik]

68. more tequila please

can you win the war on terror? YES YOU CAN!!! (weird smile) That's why you need FREEDOM!

Madness...

[bleedingheart]

39. "something will pop into my head herre any moment..."

bwahahahahahah
this is the president of our nation???

[kdmorris]

40. Wish you had given me this question before hand

so I could plan for it....

what a load of bullshit!!!!! Waiting for Karen Hughes to tell him the answer now, I guess!

[Cush]

42. Non Scripted Question: He can't answer it

[LynneSin]

43. HE ADMITS TO GETTING SOME OF THE QUESTIONS EARLY

:mad:

[matcom]

44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

'i'm sure something will POP INTO MY HEAD HERE WITH THE PRESSURE OF THIS PRESS CONFERENCE"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[xray s]

He got a question that wasn't given to him in advance

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh....

[Blue-Jay]

45. "I'm sure something will pop into my head"!

Bwaaahahahahahaha!

[imax2268]

46. Oh My GoD...!

Did just hear that...

he's choking...he's fucking choking...

[skooooo]

47. That last question really stumped Karl....

....left Bush hanging there, Rove...

[htuttle]

48. Was 9/11 a bigger mistake than trading Sammy Sosa?

He splashes, he thrashes, his head bobs under the water...

No apologies here.

[Zero Gravitas]

OMFG

Unbeleiveable!!!!!

"Whats your biggest mistake post 9/11 & what did you learn from it?"

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........................

[notadmblnd]

I wish you could have given me this written question ahead of time..

so I could plan on it?

It wasn't a written question. Oh mommy make it stop!

[spinbaby]

49. He's making my cats barf n/t

[chelsea0011]

50. mustard gas on a turkey farm?????????????

[TheDonkey]

51. wow now that was a question! DAMN!!! OMG !!!! WHAAAA??

Bush was about to cry didn't know what hit him!
even admitted to having the Qs before hand.

[Plaid Adder]

52. He can't answer the "biggest mistake" question!

It's like his 'brain' is locking up.

Dude...this is a *standard* interview question: what are your strengths and weaknesses. You don't have an answer? Oh, that's right...you don't interview for jobs, you just get htem handed to you.

AAAAARGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

The Plaid Adder

[Fridays Child]

77. He's pathologically lacking in the ability to reflect on his own behavior.

[Lugnut]

53. Good gawd!!!

It's embarrassing to have this incompetent fool as my $#%^$%#$^% president!

[goondogger]

55. "Wish you woulda given me this written question" WTF

WTF was that? Is that supposed to make us think the others are not scripted??
:wtf:

[Beetwasher]

57. He Just Set Up the WMD Miracle Find!

They're setting it up!! The Turkey Farm line is a classic set up folks!!

[Fridays Child]

89. "Of course we really found WMDs in an Iraqi broccoli field!"

"Didn't I tell you that Muslims always hide them on their farms?"

[AnnitaR]

He can't even find ONE mistake he's made?!?!?!

What the fuck?????

He can't find one thing?????

I am more than appalled!!!

[Neshanic]

58. Truth about weapons at some point.....EEEK!

[GreenPartyVoter]

59. He is detoriating here, but I still stand by what I said on thread #4

He'll get a big bump in the polls from the sheeple who heard and took comfort from what he said rather than look at what he did not say.

[Catherine Vincent]

60. OH.......MY.......GOD!!!!!!!

That last question threw him. He admitted he can't think of anything to say.

Dear God! This is ridiculous!

[wabeewoman]

61. We'll find out the truth about the WOMD!!!

Duh, Georgie, we did find out the truth. Are you still out of the loop? Did you see that, he didn't know how to answer an unscripted question. Put him on the spot! What does he think a press conference is!!!

[dflprincess]

62. Again with the turkey farm

"the weapons could be hidden just like that mustard gas on the turky farm."

Yeah - we know he had weapons, Reagan and your daddy sold them to him.

[Neshanic]

63. I made mistakes...i am just not telling you what, or apologize.

[mvd]

65. And he's not calling on Helen Thomas!

:grr: :grr:

[xultar]

66. OMFG this guy is a FUCKING IDIOT!!!! Telling Mueller what to say!

:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:

[WillyT]

67. Is He Trying To Use The 'Condi Method' Here ???

Filibustering every answer to a question and running out the clock???

:shrug:

[liberalcanuck]

69. Terrorists have no guilt about killing people? WTF is he saying?

[freeminder]

70. here comes the Almighty

but I think He will not be in time so save this man's sorry (umm - not sorry) ass.

[JohnOneillsMemory]

71. Superman Jesus Cowboy speech, spreadin' freedom, feedin' the poor...

[Media_Lies_Daily]

96. How about freedom here in the States? And we have plenty of hunger!

[TimMooring]

72. Beam me up - NOW!!!

[Cush]

73. Bush bascially says he's doing God's work

Freedom is a gift from God, and its our duty to spread it throught the world

[drfemoe]

74. still on?

I had to turn it off after 10 mins. I would rather endure a colonoscopy than listen to that rambling.

.. His job security ..

If the presidential election were held this week, who would you vote for?
* 90859 responses
George W. Bush
34%
John Kerry
63%
Ralph Nader
3%

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4723799/

[roguevalley]

86. the follow up from the guys in Baghdad showed a hard line.

Judy and Wolfie were sort of kissing ass but the guy in
Baghdad, Jim Clancy, gave it to Bush hard afterward.

I could just puke.

[guajira]

75. Freedom, Freedom, Freedom - Great, I'm Going to Cuba!!!

[feistydem]

76. I don't recall any president ever failing this badly at a press conference

since Nixon, but then he was already toast before the "you won't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore."

He's dead meat. If not, this country is in a world of hurt.

[rusty charly]

88. rich lowry

on faux just said it was a good performance that would resonate with the american people?????@@@@!!!!

[drfemoe]

93. that was the first gag reflex

when he came to the podium and said before I answer your questions, "let me talk to the American people". B-A-R-F

[Media_Lies_Daily]

97. Reagan was very bad in his last couple of years..couldn't answer anything.

[VolcanoJen]

78. THOSE WHO YELL WILL NOT BE ASKED, so I'll call on Don.

Well, that's it in a nutshell, folks. We're YELLING, so we don't count.

[jimshoes]

90. Wait till ya hear us yell at the voting booth ...You're Fired

n/t

[Windy]

79. I almost feel sorry for this podunk

they need to get out the gong show hook and get him off the stage. That was horrible!

[gristy]

80. Finally.

It's over. That was unprecedented. OMFG.

[w13rd0]

84. That wasn't a press conference...

...CNN commentator basically blasting Bushit. Saying Iraqis keep hearing about this democracy, but aren't seeing it. Now Judy Bushwhore commenting. I don't know that I can stomach these crappy ass pundits. Stupid Bushbots.

[Strelnikov_]

81. Never Thought I Would Get To Watch Capt. Kweeg's . .

. . performance at the court martial performed by a sitting President in real time.

What a talent.

[Kolesar]

94. Good analogy. Jose Ferrer was a great prosecutor in that film

The Caine Mutiny, in case anyone is wondering. (was it Queeg?) Bogey rules!

[AZCat]

82. Jeez- NPR Whitewashing already...

I'm listening in to the radio... NPR Washington people NOT commenting on his inability to communicate outside of his species (chimps).

Giving him props for holding his ground- crapcrapcrap!

[sendero]

85. I thought Bush* would explode...

... when Don Gonyea finished his question :) It was a doozy, with failed, failed, and failed. You can bet he'll never get called on again! :)

[Dark]

91. DAMMIT!

I missed it! I completely forgot! Fuck! Does anyone have a website that's going to have the transcript? I'd really appreciate it. It's not like a Dumbya is going to have another confrence soon.

[Malva Zebrina]

92. our unelected president is a madman

and tonight's performance proves it

This was the worst. He is a total embarrassment

The bit about not having a question in advance proves what a moron he is because he could not answer that question off the cuff--he stuttered, looke around, stammered and finally shot off some platitudes that were not connected to the question, and smirked.

[gauguin57]

98. For this they pre-empted Scrubs?

Cripes!

Our fearless leader needs a Chimp-to-English dictionary.

What a parade of Repuglican liars have been paraded before us over the past few days! ... and Dubya is the Drum Major of the Liars Parade.

I'm stunned some hostile foreign leader hasn't out and out invaded the U.S. with legions of troops. I mean, look at that fool! Does he LOOK, SOUND or MOVE like the leader of a superpower? Does he project the illusion that he's in charge of ANYTHING?

Be afraid, people. Be VERY afraid.

[BluePatriot]

99. Must...wake...up...

:wtf: This is a bad dream, right? No one can be so indescribably...one track minded and stupid, right? And, be supported by anyone...right? Right? Someone pinch me.