* 's Press Conference...sneak peak...

[imax2268]

I posted this at LBN...but thought I would share it here...

First question...

Mr pResident...Why do you think the insurgents are causing such Chaos in Falujah...?

They want to return to Rape Rooms, Torture Chambers and Mass Graves...

Mr pResident...We have heard that before...be honest with us...?

They are gangsters and thugs...

Mr pResident...seriously...?

They hate our freedoms...

Mr pResident...what about the hostages...?

who...it's errr...ummm...politics...

Mr pResident...What is your stance on the US Forces casualties in Falujah...?

Next Question...

Mr pResident...What have you done since you have been in crawford...?

I clerrd sum brush...fed some pigs...

Mr pResident...will we make it to the hand off of power in time...?

Wait...I'm getting a message from God...

Sir...?

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO...!?!?!??!

Mr pResident...seriously...will we make it to the hand off of power in time...?

Everything is fine...schools are open...water is running...electricity is plentiful...

Thanks for coming out...Goodnight...and God Bless Amuraka...

[opihimoimoi]

1. Did you send Cheney to Japan to tell Korizumi to not pull out, let those

3 prisoners burn to death?

[imax2268]

2. Mr pResident...

what are you thoughts on the August 6th PDB...?

My name is George Bush and I approved this message...