Iraqi Red Crude

[TimMooring]

Exxon customer comment line: "This red crude blend makes my 454 hum like a little baby!" "Check out that new section of brick street next time you pass, I didn't leave rubber, I left rubble!" "My Expedition is like a thing possessed since I switched to red crude blend" "hell, my neighbor has an H2 and he calls his the mangler now cause he nearly killed his two kids backing out of the driveway" "My suburban is like a bat out of hell on red crude!"

There are even rumors that the bushes take it as a single malt "premium blend" in a snifter with a pretzel as sacrement during nightly vespers in the WH.

Perhaps explaining the famous choking incident. Choking is a well known sign of the devil. Be sure to tune in to the 9/11 hearings next week. You won't want to miss your once in a lifetime chance to see a "sitting president" actually swallow his tongue while testifying.