Paula Jones' Story..."Oh No"

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NY Post Page Six April 12, 2004 --

PAULA Jones is hawking her autobiography, "I Said 'No!': A Case File of Sexual Harassment," in which our plucky heroine will warn fellow victims "what to expect if their harasser is a powerful man. The legal journey may be long and difficult, and their lives will change forever, but in the end they will have their self-esteem and honesty."
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Jones' book proposal, now making the round of publishing houses, promises that in Chapter 27, she will describe "how, beginning with an innocent photo-shoot, men in the pornography industry manipulated her into posing nude, something she had said she would never do. Paula gives the money to the IRS to satisfy her debt, and immediately regrets the episode and is embarrassed by it."

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So, is the book really a saga about a righteous woman's struggle to clear her name? In a chapter on "The top 10 myths about Paula Jones," she denies that she was one of Clinton's bimbos. "I said 'no.' I never had sex with that man, Bill Clinton."

She also disputes she's trailer trash: "I ain't never lived in a trailer in my life." How's that for self-esteem? Publisher Judith Regan told us there won't be much interest in Jones' story at this late date: "I think now, it's worthless. There are no secrets left."


http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm

WARNING: Picture may cause gastrointestinal upset in sensitive viewers!

[punpirate]

1. And to think that this person...

... changed the course of the government of the United States, with the help of the Arkansas Project. Pretty incredible....

[NJCher]

2. the right tries to get every last mile

Incredibly, last week I got an email from a friend of mine who claims she voted for Nader, not Bush, but who I still know has rightist tendencies. Anyway, this email was a collection of pictures of the U.S.S. Cole with the hole shot in it.

Now don't you know this coincides with some r-w propaganda they released last week.


Cher

[Beaker]

9. tell me about it.

beating dead horses is their speciality:

&code=eddik

[NJCher]

12. cartoon--unfrickinbelievable

Cher

[SoCalDem]

3. Paula..Paula..Paula

Your 15 minutes were UP...6 years ago.. Go home,,,get a real job...
No one wants to read MORE trash about you..

[TeeYiYi]

4. Ewwwwwwwww. `;¬oººº

Is she wearing a mouth guard or fake halloween lips? I can't tell.



Paula Jones — living proof that you can't make a
silk purse out of a sow's ear.

TYY

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Huh? That's Paula...

Abdul.

[TeeYiYi]

7. I can't tell . . .

. . . if you're joking. Just in case you're not . . . it IS Paula Jones and NOT Paula Abdul.

TYY

[TreasonousBastard]

10. I can never tell...

whether I'm joking or not either.

But, really, have you ever seen Paula Abdul and Paula Jones together?

[kskiska]

5. You know? I was just wondering about her.

Figuring she must be really broke by now. She goes through money awfully quick. I figured she'd somehow hit up Clinton or use him in some way, or maybe even see the light and write a tell-all about how she was used by the right. Paula's not terribly smart, though. I wonder who suggested this loser?

[Piperay]

11. All that plastic surgery

cost her an awful lot and she didn't get much for her money. :puke:

[oustemnow]

8. wasn't it Penthouse she posed for?

Seriously, she decided to pose for Penthouse but didn't expect that she'd be asked to pose nude?

That smacks of the same level of naivete she displayed in her case against Clinton: "Well, yes, I accepted an invitation to his hotel room, and I told a security guard that I'd be willing to be the governor's boyfriend, but I never, ever thought that it might entail me having to look at his thingie!"

[0007]

13. Then a Linda Tripp book

She also got beautified - Next thing 'ya know Luci Goldberg will be looking up Dr. Biber in Trinadad, Colorado for a penis implant.

[trumad]

14. The Hunting of the President will put this dirtbag in her place...

It's soon to come out...

[0007]

18. I'm not up to speed, tell me more about "The Hunting of the President"

PM me, I'm interested in the particulars.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

15. posing nude in itself is not pornography

unless you are warped like Paula is.

[Avalux]

16. Please let this thread die

this woman doesn't deserve the attention, even if it's negative. :puke:

[Ilsa]

17. I thought she was going to name the book "I Smelt Money"

after her comment to a family member.

Sorry. Had to get one more dig in.