The Window Dressed Prez, all photo ops and no substance

[opihimoimoi]

The Windsheild Cowboy rides again over yonder hill with his golf cart, "Watch this drive".

1998: "Lemme see now, what can we do to make the wimp look like a Champ?"

"I know, lets do the Reagan thing with him; you know, the cowboy trip, ranch, chainsaw, horses? The macho image?"

"Yeah, thats it, the Cowboy image."

And there it started...

[billybob537]

1. No horses

Chimpy is afeared uv horses.:scared:

[opihimoimoi]

2. Chimpy dosen't even know how to saddle the critters much less ride

one.

The Good ole Boys of Crawford refer to him as the Windsheild Cowboy.

Bwahahahahah

Some Champ, afeared of hosses. Maybe he got kicked in the head once?

[billybob537]

3. OR REPEATEDLY n/t

[KoKo]

4. It shows how far behind he is! How could a 19th Century Cowboy understand

the complexities of our modern world? He has his "fake Ranch, fake Values, fake Life" and we are supposed to think he's the "Commander in Chief?

Give me a Break, here! :nuke:

[opihimoimoi]

5. All Good Plans have Flaws. The Plan to install Bush into the White House

was Flawed from the Get Go.

Trying to get gold from lead, the Master Pubs thought all they had to do was "come close" and the PR Boys would spin him home.

But something went wrong on the way to the Ranch. The real Silver Bullet showed up, Kerry. Despite a most savage attack Kerry survives and is leading the Smirk. The much vaunted Neg attack had already worked on McCain, Gore, Dean over the years.

Now finally, people are waking up, smelling the Roses they been missing. Its life w/o Bush. They are seriously going for Kerry, he gonna make us merry.

All those Neg Attacks are not working and guess what, they don't even know it.

[Indy65]

6. The Window Dressed Prez--

Has spent 40% of his time as president on vacation. Reported on Buzz
flash today.

[opihimoimoi]

7. What the hell kind of "Leader is that?" 40% attendence is not nearly

enough.

According to Molly Ivens, he was worse in Texas, hence the poor conditions there.

Indeed, he is a part time window dressing. Gads.

[charlie]

8. He's running the world's biggest tumbleweed farm

down there in Crawford. It must take truckloads of Vita-gro to keep the stuff sprouting so he can run back and clear it 3 months out of the year. If there's a market for dessicated brush, he's got it cornered.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Do you e4xpect me to believe there are callouses on Bushes Hands?

He don't cut no stinking Brush, he nukes um with something.

He is the perfect puppet. Dumber than dumb.

[charlie]

10. Heh. True

Probably has the crap UPSed in the day before. His lawn looks pretty unweedy, for a "ranch":

[opihimoimoi]

11. You would think the Pub Master would find a much better location for

boy kings "Ranch". What a dumpy looking place.

Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda.... dats all we get from the Pubs.