Caption this Bush photo

[Toucano]

If you like...



"See there! That's where the God appeared to me, disguised as a chipmunk, and told me he wanted me Saddam had WMD's. Maybe he'll come back and tell me where the weapons are!"

[cjbuchanan]

1. Well

Once we clear all these trees out of the way, you know to save the forest, we can put a bitchy Blimpies in over there.

[Commendatori]

2. "They're called trees, and

if you plant them, they can grow to be THAT TALL!"

[codegreen]

3. "See that tree up there? that's where the American people will lynch me."

"when they all learn the truth about what i'm doing in Iraq
to its people and to the troops
and learn the truth about depleted uranium
and my strategic 9/11 complicity"

[maggrwaggr]

4. "up there's where I buried the bodies of my opponents ..."

nt

[chromotone]

5. What's that you say?..."Fallujah?"

"Yeah...When I get done with that town, there'll be a stack of Eye-rackies this high and spreadin' out a fur piece!...Old men...women...children, don't make no mind to me...You'll see...!"

:(

[Ed Drone]

6. Caption this Bush Photo

Any weapons of mass distruction here? Nope, guess not....

[Frederic Bastiat]

7. I fell on my head from way up there

;)

[cjbuchanan]

9. So nice

good one.

[Jane Austin]

14. SPLAT!

n/t

[DarkPhenyx]

8. And over there next to the strip mine and the oil rig...

...we'll put a big statue of my Daddy and Uncle Ronnie stepping on the little people."

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. Now don't worry guys

After I'm reselected, I'll make sure your kids don't get drafted, and that they get nice cushy assignments, like flying defunct airplanes in the TX National Guard.

[PurityOfEssence]

11. Made all this stuff on the fourth day; managed to knock off by noon

I feel like some smiting today; you boys got any targets?

[chelsea0011]

12. Now that I dragged you all here......don't you feel the least bit stupid?

[mike1963]

13. "Why hast thou forsaken me?"

"It's not my fault, I was born to be an asshole!"

...

[Cat Atomic]

15. These deciduous terrorists will not break our will.

[AgadorSparticus]

16. that's where we hang all the people who dare to disagree with us.

so, don't let that happen to you. and remember, you LIKE my clothes!

[tom_paine]

17. "Seig Heil!"

"I am YOUR FUHRER and YOU WILL RESPECT ME, TREES!"

[AgadorSparticus]

18. that's where we were REALLY swattin flies!

and they thought i meant af-ganee-stan. LOL

[rucky]

19. See...I care about trees & stuff. We're saving THAT one.

[Steely_Dan]

20. October Surprise

...and over there is a Blue Pine...next to it there's a beautiful Elephant Ear Fern...Oh...and there's Osama bin Laden(he doesn't actually bloom until sometime in October) and there's another Blue Pine...

[PfcHammer]

21. that's my treehouse where I read comic books and

cool my beautiful mind while the little people
go off to die to line my pockets

[FreeSpeechCrusader]

22. Right up over that hill there is

where Uncle Carl takes me camping when Uncle Dick has to do big boy business at the White House.

[guitar man]

23. <guy behind *shrub>

Dude,you seriously need to use some deodorant x(

[Arbustosux]

24. I sold that whole ridge to The National Coal Company for $2!

and they in turn bundled $2 million dollars worth of campaign donations to my re-election bid.

[tjwash]

25. "That's the one. That's the bird that crapped on me, let's get em boys"