book titles

[historian]

I have a few ideas for history books which must be written for future generations to understand this extraordinary blip of utter stupidity in our country.
1. If it Hadn't Been for his Penis
2. Monica - The Frump who Undid a Presidency
3. Linda Tripp and her Nose - a Momument to Hypocrisy
4. Jerry Falwell - How to Make 8million by Threatening to Die
5. Jimmy Swaggart - The Case of the Plastic Tears
6. The Republican Party and the Rebirth of Virginity
7. The Development of Smirking and Leering in the 90's
8. Bush and the Demise of the English Language
9. Cro-freepers and Trailer Parks - a Testimony to Intellect.
Any suggestions? Must be derogatory pls.

[mr_du04]

1. 4. Jerry Falwell - How to Make 8million by Threatening to Die

not to nitpick but, wasnt that oral roberts?

[Zen Democrat]

2. Oral Roberts

Just a little correction - it was Oral Roberts who said God was gonna take him if he didn't raise the $8 million.

Falwell, who hates the sin AND the sinner, hawked the slanderous Clinton Chronicles on his Church program. What a bloated phoney!

[historian]

3. ooops youre right

after awhile they all look alike