GW Bush elite force aviator action figure. ROFLMA

[JohnyCanuck]

At first I thought this had to be a joke, but apparently not. This is just too much. Herr Goebbels must be just green with envy as he watches from his home in the bowels of hell the latest development in the propaganda war to ensure GWB is made out to be a hero. It will be interesting to see if this travesty of a children's toy actually sells or not. I am sure the freepers will snap them up for the kiddy freepers, but what about the rest of America?

BBI proudly introduces the latest issue in its Elite Force series of authentic military 12- inch figures, President George W. Bush in naval aviator flight uniform. Exacting in detail and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a meticulous 1:6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief's appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing. On May 1, 2003, President Bush landed on the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) in the Pacific Ocean, and officially declared the end to major combat in Iraq. While at the controls of an S-3B Viking aircraft from the "Blue Sea Wolves" of Sea Control Squadron Three Five (VS-35), designated "Navy 1," he overflew the carrier before handing it over to the pilot for landing. Attired in full naval aviator flight equipment, the President then took the salute on the deck of the carrier.



Step right up folks, only $39.99 of your hard earned cash and your kid will be the envy of all the kids on the block (freeper kids that is) without their own GWB action figure fighter pilot.


Elite Force Aviator Action Figure

[neuvocat]

1. It has his steely serial killer look.

Pretty realistic.

[kwolf68]

2. LMAO...

Now they'll have something to play with at the Republican National Convention next year.

[gratuitous]

3. Yup, the legend creeps on

I knew from the get-go that the Legend of Flop Gun would grow in the telling. He's gone from baggage to engaged passenger to handling the controls personally, and by innuendo (though not in this particular instance) to landing the jet. Pretty soon he'll have piloted the Lincoln into port at San Diego. While Uday and Qusay were flying bombers overhead. In a thunderstorm. While performing an emergency tracheotomy on the stricken Captain. And a c-section on one of the female passengers.

You get the idea.

[salin]

4. oh my goodness... does it come with champaign guardsmen accessories?

Perhaps the doll has some of the druggin' and boozin' accessories that were notable during Ws stateside service. Or is there the accessory file cabinet in which his AWOL papers are filed? Oh the accessorizing for this doll could be very, very interesting.

[MUAD_DIB]

5. "I was just getting out of harms way attire"

sold seperatly...for $500.

[MrBenchley]

6. All the brainpower of the original

and another chance for Republicans to pretend the drunk is a pilot.

Here's a plus--pull the string in its back and your GI Joe gets its head blown off while the doll tells you the war is over.

[ProfessorPlum]

7. Comes with

pilot's test with lowest possible passing score, and a urine sample collector so the W. can finally take that drug test/pilot's physical he's been avoiding for so long.

[punpirate]

8. It's a pretty good likeness...

... does anyone know voodoo?

[ilpostino]

9. Rate this toy

They're looking for feedback. Let's give it to them.

http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17?_ts=n&ls=default

[SoCalDem]

15. DISGUSTING GLORIFICATION OF A COWARD

Thank goodness my boys are grown.. What a disgusting warmongering thing to do to a helpless hunk of plastic.. To glorify this poseur, who ran from duty when it was his "turn" to go, and who "ran" again when the 9/11 towers were hit.. Shame on "KY" toys....

[sinkingfeeling]

10. I just provided 'feedback'...

but didn't see how anyone would review received feedback before purchasing. Told them it was sickening to propagate the lie that W. is some kind of hero or 'Elite Force Aviator'.

[jackstraw45]

11. Sent my "review" as well

This AWOL "President" is a poor example to give to our kids. The doll is lightweight, just like the actual president.

[Gin]

12. does it come with a sock inthe crotch?

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[Doug Decker]

14. I reviewed it also...

"This is the most disgusting piece of plastic I have ever seen. And the doll is pretty bad, too."

I rated it half a star cuz that was the lowest rating. They needed a zero.

[TNOE]

13. Yack

That is some serious :puke: - wonder how many freep parents can afford it now after 3 yrs of the moron??? Ha - now with the economy so bad, 401(k)'s gone, etc., etc.

I gotta see how well this dud will sell - will probably be off the market in a month - although Annthrax Coulter will probably buy one so she can sleep with it at night.

Seriously - WHO is honestly stupid enough to buy this shit - maybe a few collectors.

[The_Gopher]

16. buy one, put it sans clothing on the grill of your car

and let the good times roll.

burning shrub in effigy will never be easier!

[RobertSeattle]

17. Does it include "The Bulge"?

Boy will this generate some spoof material...

[SoCalDem]

18. If they made one like this, I would buy it..

[hotphlash]

19. You too can be a a passenger in a Jet.

Or defend Texas from Oklahoma.

[hotphlash]

20. I mean come on...

Overflew? He held onto the fucking stick. A baby can hold onto a stick. Does this come complete with rolled up "Mission Accomplished" banner?

[tom_paine]

21. Yes, Goebbels must be smiling in hell

(hopefully the SOB is also wincing in pain from all the pineapples shoved up his ass)

smiling...because the Grandson of his Fuehrer's Financier is carrying on the work so brillianty.

Madness. Orwellian Madness.

[Emboldened Chimp]

22. You can rate it

At the bottom, you can write a review and rate the toy, from 4 stars (Outstanding) to 1/2 (very poor).