In an unprecedented move by the White House today, and after Richard Clarke's presentation to the 9/11-inquiry panel, President George Bush has classified Richard Clarke, the former counter terrorist chief under both President Clinton and President Bush, a terrorist and a threat to the stability of the United States.
"I had advanced knowledge that they were going to do that." Stated Richard Clarke in a televised press conference, "Remember, I'm an expert on advance attacks and I saw this one coming. I'm prepared for it. I already have a lawyer and I will fight for my freedom. It does not matter what they do to me, the truth is out and unstoppable."
"We are invoking the Patriot act on him." Stated Donald Rumsfeld, "This guy is worst for us in the administration then Osama bin-Laden. Therefore, in the name of the United States, it's security and the security of our jobs; we will have him arrested today and keep him in seclusion until after the election. After that, he will be free to go, unless, he continues with these ridiculous allegations."
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"I'm just glad they are finally going to shut him up." Stated Condoleeza Rice, "This guy is just sour because he had issues with me. He just couldn't deal with the fact that a black woman can have more power then him and had to find other ways of getting back at me. So he wrote that dumb book. Thank God for the Patriot act!"
http://www.thedailyfarce.com/politics.cfm?story=2004/03/politics_richardclarkeisaterrorist_03200400047comment: Ha, ha, ha.
Hmmmm, I wonder . . .