OK, so what's gonna happen today to distract us from 9/11?

[KamaAina]

Sounds like things are really cooking at the hearings. So what'll Faux, CNN and BSNBC use to cut away from it?

Michael Jackson exposing himself at Toys 'R' Us?

Psychic messages from Laci Peterson's unborn child? ("It's coming to me now! Thump-thump, thump-thump, then it goes on like that. Did your son have a pet rabbit, perhaps?")

OJ finding the real killer?!

dAnn Coulter coming out as transgendered?! (They'll soon be pretty desperate...)

[swag]

1. Well for me,

it's my pressing need to go to the bathroom.

[NewHampster]

3. You got that right

LOL

[ElsewheresDaughter]

5. me too...i gotta go pee but can't leave Clarke"s testimony...damn

kidney damage alert

[Vickers]

6. Two words: chamber pot

:P

[RobertSeattle]

2. Simon "fliping the bird" last night on Idol

Drudge...what an a-hole. Who flipping cares.

[RobertSeattle]

4. Simon "fliping the bird" last night on Idol

Drudge...what an a-hole. Who flipping cares.

[mouse7]

7. Karl Malone goes insane, opens fire in Lakers locker room.

They'll flip that switch in his head they installed in Salt Lake City.

(I'm kidding... I hope ;-) )

[proud patriot]

8. Kerrey just totally dissed faux news

said they should call themselves sometimes fair and balanced
after releasing this doccument ...Wheeeeeee!

He got a round of applause for it too :D