Desperate Afghan Makes an Ass Out of Himself

[emad]

KABUL (Reuters) - A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police said Tuesday. The soldier, who was not identified, was detained for several days last week after a young boy spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez.

"The man insisted he had no other choice but the donkey because he could not afford to pay a dowry to get married," a local police officer told Reuters. The man had since been released without charge, he said.

In many parts of Afghanistan men must pay at least $3,000 to the parents of their prospective bride, making marriage difficult for many in a country where the average annual income is only a few hundred dollars. Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging.

From: http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4578766

[burythehatchet]

1. No sex threads

but I bet that was a nice piece of ass

[opihimoimoi]

2. For the Lack of a Lass. the man did the Ass

LOL

[emad]

7. Will they flog the donkey?

Or maybe get it stoned...

[Minstrel Boy]

3. Will Pickles pick up the plight of Afghan donkeys?

She did sooooo well with the rights of Afghan women.

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Maybe she'll by one for Bunnypants on their anniversary.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. It makes Batchelor Party a movie with a message

We should have a constitutional ammendment to make sure that doesn't happen here!

[Jacobin]

6. Is this Santorum's prediction come true?

:eyes:

[TreasonousBastard]

8. So, this Army Ranger...

stationed in Aghanistan asks the locals in town about the women.

"Our women in this town are pure, but there's the donkey."

"Oh, no. I'm not that horny."

A few weeks later, "OK, where's the donkey."

After humping it for a half hour, he says, "I guess that's the way you do it, eh?"

"Well, no. Most of us just ride it to the whorehouse in the next town."

[emad]

10. Meanwhile, in Crawford, Texass...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. One time, in Army camp....

hee hee hee