"I know in my mind..." Oh, never mind the Intel, we go on Chimpy's hunches

[BiggJawn]

Just heard a sound-bite on Nat. PUTSCH Radio of the Chimp saying something to the effect of I don't care WHAT the evidence and Intel says, I know IN MY MIND that they had that yoo-rain-e-um....

Look, I'll trust things from the Mind of Minolta (old camera ad campaign) but NOT from the Mind of Bush, because frankly, the hardware's fucked-up and the software's buggy as hell.

But most of the Sheeple trust the Mind of Bush, after all, Gawd chose him to rule over the world, Divine Right and all that superstitious Bee-Ess....

[kentuck]

1. Good one about Bush's mind...

:)
"...the hardware's fucked-up and the software's buggy as hell."

[Jacobin]

2. But, but but GAWD told him to invade EyeRack!!!

Who needs factual data (other than to manipulate it) when you are chosen by the Almighty and told by the Big Guy himself to go blow up brown people?

Typical example of "faith" being substituted for empirical data in the decision making process.

[lastliberalintexas]

3. The certainty that can arise in a frail mind is astounding

No room for doubt because that woud require actual thought.

BTW- I LOVE your sig line!

[Dhalgren]

4. I heard the same bit this morning.

Is this what we have come to? We have a mental case in the WH and nothing's to be done? Where are our checks and balances? I realize that the Democrats in Congress, by and large, are only concerned with reelection and don't really give a damn about the country, but isn't there someone, somewhere in either party that cares for the country? The world? Our futures?

[NewYorkerfromMass]

9. We have a mental case in the WH because we have a mental case

(3 in fact) on the Supreme Court.

These are strange and trying (and dangerous) times. There are Democrats who care. There are Republicans who care. Look at what McCain said the other day: "Excessive administration secrecy on issues related to the Sept. 11 attacks feeds conspiracy theories and reduces the public's confidence in government..."
They care. They are just looking at the right moment to turn the screws.

[DrBB]

5. Gets his intel from God. Why doesn't he just say so?

He told Palestinian PM Abbas, if the hearsay in the Haaretz report is to be believed. But that's not the same. Why don't you just say it George? You know you want to. Karl sayz No no no, keep it secret George, it is not yet Your Time. But George wants to Unveil Himself. I know he does. Wait till after the election, sez Karl. Wait till the State of Emergency, the machine-guaranteed landslide that will lead to the rescinding of the two-term limit, whatever. Then it will be safe.

Oh but I want them to Know, Karl, God wants me to tell them, it isn't right to keep My True Identity secret from my beloved children anymore, please can't I tell? I told Abbas--you didn't want me to, but it just slipped out--all that religious warfare stuff and being in the Holy Land--I couldn't help it. And it wasn't so bad was it? Nothing bad happened. Please let me tell, Karl. Please? Please please please please pleeeeeeeease?

[Dhalgren]

6. You know, you're right.

The little Emperor is just dying to tell the world of His advent. I wonder what the lickspittal press and ass-paid pundits will say when it is "revealed". This guy is just one full color panel away from complete ans total Looney Toons.

[hewitt]

7. I saw that clip

What an unfortunate phrase for him to use, as his is such a small one.

All the repetition of that phrase: you could tell he was lying.

[JHB]

8. So he's saying he's not a liar, he's just delusional?

Gee, THAT's comforting.

[Melsky]

10. Liar or delusional

there is no excuse. This is a war, not some tax cut (which they lied about too). Thousands of people died, and they need to impeach bush and cheney and anyone who had anything to do with this.