Daily Freep Roundup

[underpants]

Iraq Interim Agreement Postponed
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1091310/posts
To: The Wizard
This is good news!
We won the war and Iraq is now American property. Why the heck should we just give it away?
Iraq had their chance to sign a new Constitution today and they blew it.
All your oil belongs to America now!
18 posted on 03/05/2004 8:10:32 AM PST by Hunble

To: The Wizard
Does anyone believe George Soros is behind this
22 posted on 03/05/2004 10:31:45 AM PST by TheEaglehasLanded

Ashcroft Hospitalized
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1091294/posts

To: dep
Have the DUmmies started jumping for joy yet?
13 posted on 03/05/2004 6:04:55 AM PST by mhking (Summon the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!)

To: mhking
"Have the DUmmies started jumping for joy yet?"
No, but the Founding Fathers have stopped spinning in their graves.
15 posted on 03/05/2004 6:06:07 AM PST by John Beresford Tipton

To: John Beresford Tipton
Congratulations! You win the rectal orifice award.
Pick it up at your local CPUSA office. You know the way.
47 posted on 03/05/2004 6:33:51 AM PST by AmishDude

To: John Beresford Tipton
Ooops, I missed your post, the hour being early for me.
So let me now encourage you directly to go to San Francisco, marry yourself, and promptly consummate the union -- with my best wishes for your continued success as a DU disrupter....
50 posted on 03/05/2004 6:36:05 AM PST by tracer

[ewagner]

1. With your permission

I will use this phrase often and proudly:

So let me now encourage you directly to go to San Francisco, marry yourself, and promptly consummate the union --

That's the funniest line I've heard in years.........
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Gman]

2. I saw that earlier

and I thought it was hilarious too.

[underpants]

3. But..how could..that doesn't...hmmm

That actually is pretty funny.

[EV1Ltimm]

4. however, the logistics are mind boggling.

[ewagner]

5. I have this hilarious image

going thru my mind...watching freepers read the thread and trying to figure it out...............maybe even experimenting (eeewwwww.)

[bucknaked]

6. Don't you hate it when they make you laugh!

lol! Reminds me of my Aunt, who'd be yelling at me and fumble a word. Then I'd start smiling, and we'd both crack up.

[underpants]

7. They usually do

but without trying.