Must see picture of the chimp, not photo shopped!

[Timefortruth]

Hard to believe that it hasn't been altered.

[Cat Atomic]

1. I can almost *see* the Barney theme playing in his head.

[Roon]

2. His eyes are too close together..

creepy.

[DemoTex]

11. Absolutely! Too close. Too thin a nose bridge.

I have always considered that, phenotypically, a characteristic of moral weakness. For example, Flem Snopes - the Faulkner character - would have had close set beady eyes and a perpetual smirk. The wicked mom Barbara Bu$h displays a similar facial phenotype.

[Cronus Protagonist]

3. It has been photoshopped

The squint has been improved a little...
well, maybe not... :)

"FUCK BUSH" Buttons, Stickers & Magnets

[Skittles]

4. beady-eyed SOB

:puke:

[Sophree]

6. There is hardly any difference

His eye color is almost the same as his pupils. He looks soulless. :scared:

[stevedeshazer]

20. LOL!

My mom, who is 76, calls him "that beady-eyed little shit".

[stepnw1f]

5. He looks inbred.

[Sophree]

8. He IS inbred.

blue-blood inbreeding- as bad as any other kind.

[VOX]

7. Shine a flashlight into the left ear...

and see a *strong* beam of light stream through the right ear...

:evilgrin:

[drumwolf]

9. He looks like Paul Wolfofuckwit.

nt

[kskiska]

10. Looks like he's about to

blow spit bubbles.

[ogakor]

12. Looks confirm, not define

The eyes are too close.. the forehead lined with the intense effort that comes with the difficulty of carefully... choosing... every... word.

[T Bone]

14. There are bigger idiots ?

[Timefortruth]

25. Welcome home ogakor!

If only after all that effort at choosing his words he could make some sense.

[nostamj]

13. looks perfectly normal to me!

[lojasmo]

15. I believe

that the * has fetal alcohol syndrome. That would explain the facial dysmorphism, the lower than average IQ, and the constant malapropisms.

[kath]

17. Yeppers, I've thought that for a long time. (and it's been discussed over

at TableTalk as well)

[Jackpine Radical]

27. Fetal alcohol syndrome

is characterized by "elfin" features--slightly pointed ears, eyes very far apart, no groove in the upper lip. He sorta hits 2 out of 3, but the eyes are 'way too close together.

By a freakish coincidence, I just overruled an erroneous FAS diagnosis in a clinical case today.

[alfredo]

29. Like the characters on the Simpsons.

eom

[Jacobin]

16. Good god, he's devolving into a more ape-like apparition

before our very eyes.

[JohnLocke]

18. It's actually not that bad.

I've seen worse at www.bushorchimp.com

[eyeontheprize]

26. Chimp had a NOSE JOB!

It's perfectly obvious from this old photo of his chimpness found at http://www.bushorchimp.com/

Someone remember this next time they take a jab at Kerry for the supposed botox or chin job. Or hell, we should just find a way to exploit it on our own.

[Catshrink]

19. Is that the jackass or Alfred E. Neuman?

[RedEarth]

21. Looks like his nose is deformed from all that coke...

poor bastard

[Jax]

22. I should not have

clicked on this thread after eating dinner. :puke:

He literally, figuratively, really, really makes me sick. He is an altered excuse for a human being.

Jax

[T Bone]

23. one kick

to the top :kick:

[UTUSN]

24. That Unibrow

Rolling in dough, $1600 suits, and he can't get some barbering done. Plus, that left eyebrow sometimes takes on a life of its own.

[City Lights]

28. Like Frank Burns, he has no lips.

:puke: