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historian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-28-04 01:07 AM
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I wonder how many people would call to return their viagra or other "penis enhancement" products?
"Hello. Thank you for calling Penis Maximus. How can i help you?"(female voice)
"Er... I would like to return my order of .... uh...you know."
"No Sir - im sorry i dont. Exactly what are you referring to"?
"Um...er...Instant Erections".
"And why do you want to return it sir? Anything wrong with it?"
"No no its fine - its just that - well - im still the same as i was before".
" I see. Sir if you are impotent I suggest you consult your doctor. Our medications are only to help those can funtion to improve their abilities."
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