new video - "Degenerating into O'Reilly / Worried Man Blues" - whiny noise

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/worriedmanblues.rm

Well, here's a meaningless mess of 16mm "Paranoia Show" outtakes set to something spat out moments ago, to the neighbors' delight, I'm sure.

When you're filling out the "bonus" part of a DVD, its bottom-of-the-barrel-scraping time!

previously:

http://www.terminalproduct.com/paranoiashow.htm

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Hey! How's the DVD coming, by the by?

n/t

[thebigidea]

2. well, the master seems about done

I finally worked out the fuckups on that accursed stills gallery. 300 foul pictures in rapid successsssion! That should hurt.

Propaganda barrage very shortly.

here's the rough cut DVD sleeve:

(please rotate your computer monitor 90 degrees.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Cool. Lemme know when it''s ready and I'll shoot yuz a check.

[thebigidea]

6. if you act now, you'll get my firstborn child and a free Mikey Powell doll

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Operators are standing by...

"If 'Are you Being Served?' is the kind of programming you want here at PBS....."

[thebigidea]

8. "then you too can enjoy this fine tote bag filled with shame..."

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Call RIGHT NOW and receive testicular cancer for no additional charge...

[thebigidea]

10. "It may seem like a harsh bonus gift, but that's the quality you can..."

"... expect from public television... coming up next: an episode of "Red Dwarf," implying that we'll actually show Red Dwarf regularly. This is a false assumption. Please enjoy 2 minutes of entertainment before my next pitch."

[RandomKoolzip]

11. "If these 6-minute blocks of subtly condescending entertainment

are what you come to PBS for, then please donate at the 100, 000-dollar level. In exchange you'll get "Peter, Paul and Mary, Live! Unleashed in the East," their newest video collection of colostomy rock...."

[thebigidea]

12. sounds good, lets send over Little Bobby's college fund...

[Brian Sweat]

3. Do you have it in a format that works with a standard multimedia viewer.

[thebigidea]

4. yes, a "DVD"

its shiny and everything! It will solve all your problems, even those it creates for you.