Which Marriage Amendments do you want to see in the Constitution...

[xultar]

I think we oughta help Mr ChimpyFace Ass in Chief with his Amendments.
Apparently he hasn't destroyed the constitution enough yet. Let's give him some help.

Which Amendments do you think he should consider?

[MsUnderstood]

1. Lets legislate marriage

Marriages may not end (why divorce when you can unequaled unhappiness)

Adultery is punisible by 3 years in therapy or 5 years of your mother in law living with you (whichever is worse).

Elvis impersonators may not marry anyone.

[CO Liberal]

2. Aany Marriage Involving Tom Arnold or Adam Sandler...

...requires a mandatory vasectomy.

:-)

[booksenkatz]

3. Republicans in legal marriages should be limited to

no more than two extramarital affairs per person. Sorry, my Repub friends, but we have to draw the line somewhere. Your collective track record with the institution of marriage ain't so hot, not to mention your flaming hypocrisy on this issue.

[oldcoot]

4. One-year waiting period

Any person who divorces his or her spouse to marry another person has to wait one year before getting married.