How our generation will be judged

[historian]

Lets hope that future generations wont judge us by the quality of TV or its ads. Really, what would they think of the general IQ after hearing:
The more you spend the more you save
Now with 33 1/3% more
100% of doctors recommend advil ibuprofen etc for pain
No money? No credit? No problem (what did their economy run on then?)
100% guaranteed. simply return product (did that cover condoms and viagra pills as well?)
This new cd now only 1.00 plus 150.00 shipping and handling
Have bushy eyebrows? Want to get rid of them? Try new Zilch medication - side effects include heart failure, liver failure, leprosy, impotence and strokes. Ask your doctor
Shoppers are "guests" (ive never received any invitations)
Buy this new Internal Egg Beater for only (fill in the blank) but wait!!! buy now and get a free sticker! Thats not all! Buy in the next 10 minutes and get not just one sticker but two!!!!

And so on....