Conservative Consistency

[BOSSHOG]

Those who hate stick to their "values." Today, their leader came out against gay marriages. In the past conservatives opposed freeing slaves and allowing women the right to vote. They also offer little support for humans after they are born. They prefer others fight wars and die so they can have the opportunity to inflict their "values" on the populace. And above all, they are so very ignorant they fail to realize that liberals are working the hardest to protect conservatives from themselves. Pray tell freepers, what will you do when george and dick and hailey and the rest of the members of the klavern no longer need YOU?

[RobertSeattle]

1. I post this about once a month...

Republicans believe in personal responsibility, except when it applies to themselves.

Republicans believe in the "Rule of Law", unless the Rule of Law gets in their way.

Republican believe in limited Judicial Power ("Judicial Activism"), unless it is Judicial Activism for something they support.

Republicans believe in "States Rights", unless they have Federal Power to overrule something in a State they don't like.

Republicans believe in limited Presidential Executive Privilege, except when a Republican is the President.

Republicans believe you should trust the President unquestionly, as long as that President is a Republican.

Republicans believe in Privacy, except when it comes to a woman's body, sex between consenting adults, and what you read in a library.

Republicans believe that extramarital sex is bad, unless you are a Republican and get caught, then it is a youthful indiscretion.

Republicans believe the abortion should be banned, except for wealthy Republicans who can fly to a country that allows abortions to have one.

Republicans believe Homosexuals are OK, but homosexuals acts are bad.

Republicans believe that lying is bad, unless it is about going to War, the Budget, or what you are going to do as President.

Republicans believe lawsuits are bad, unless they need to file a lawsuit, especially in regards to vote counting.

Republicans believe in limited government spending, unless it is in their district, State, or for a big campaign contributor.

Republicans believe illegal immigration is bad, except for illegal immigrants who work in their industry for low wages and no benefits.

Republicans believe in supporting the military, except during their youth when they would have to serve.

Republicans believe in a balanced budget, except when they have to do the balancing.

Republicans believe in swift Senate Judicial confirmations, except when a Democrat is President.

Republicans believe criticism of the President is OK, unless the President is a Republican, then it's unpatriotic.

Republicans believe in separation of church and state, unless the church is fundamentalist Christian.

Republicans believe that it is technologically feasible to build a missile shield around the United States but not make an SUV that gets 30 MPG.

Republicans believe in phasing out social programs unless it's school vouchers, faith-based initiatives, and corporate handouts.

Republicans believe that government surveillance of private citizens is bad, unless you are a Democrat or Mid East ancestry

Republicans believe that Billionaire's are geniuses, except when they are against your Republican economic/tax policies - then they are fools.

Republicans believe in opposing preferential treatment in college admissions unless you're rich or a child of an alumnus.

Republicans believe drugs should be illegal unless it's nicotine, alcohol, or prescription drugs from your pharmaceutical contributors

Republicans believe in free trade unless other countries benefit from it.

Republicans believe in fighting terrorism unless it limits a person's ability to buy assault rifles.

Republicans believe the tax code shouldn't pick "winners and losers" unless you a "rich" winner.

Republicans believe Presidents don't have any impact on the economy - unless they can somehow attribute a good economy to a Republican President

Republicans believe "Nation Building" is bad, unless they do it.

Republicans believe in Trickle Down Economics, even though there is no proof it works.

Republicans believe judges are "unelected" when the make judgements against Republican causes, "upholding the lawn" when they make judgements for.

Republicans believe lazy rich people are far superior to working poor people.

[BOSSHOG]

2. Thanks RS

They are scum are they not? They offer me nothing to support.

[northernsoul]

3. right on!

good list, there

[MsUnderstood]

4. you need to watch Daily show repeat tonight

Jon is talking to Stephen who is going on about Gay marriages and their evils. John says "so you want a constitutional amendment barring same sex marriage?"
"Ofcourse" says Stephen.
"Then you would also approve an amendment barring adultery?" says John.
"Whoa back comrade--stay OUT of my bedroom" yells stephen.

IT was hysterical!