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KC21304 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 06:50 PM
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If my daughter comes over to my house, am I harboring a terrorist ?
Proud mother of a terrorist teacher.
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Brucey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 06:51 PM
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1. I'm a terrorist, too, I guess.
I terrorize my students every day.
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Pikku Donating Member (292 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:29 PM
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10. In line for Gitmo!
I'll bring the sunscreen. You bring the beer.
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SensibleCenterist Donating Member (302 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 06:51 PM
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2. If you're lucky
She'll raise hell all her life.
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KC21304 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 06:53 PM
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3. She always has . LOL
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 06:54 PM
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4. This is Democratic Underground
Aren't we all terrorists?
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 06:58 PM
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5. God, I'm surrounded by them every day!
Get the duct tape! Get the plastic sheets! AAACK! AAACK!

(doing my best Lucy Van Pelt imitation)
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 06:59 PM
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6. I am calling the Dept. of Homeland Security on all of you!
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Eureka Donating Member (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:02 PM
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7. what are you going to call them ? :-) n/t
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Maeve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:05 PM
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8. My family gatherings are probably going to be watched
My brother, his wife, my step-sister and my step-brother are ALL part of that dreaded group! The horror! The horror! :crazy:
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wndycty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:25 PM
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9. Card carrying member of the NEA here
:kick:
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kayell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:31 PM
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11. My mother is a terrorist!
a card carrying member of the *gasp* NEA. My daughter is studying to become a terrorist! How can I live with the shame?
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 07:48 PM
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12. My father is a retired terrorist!
And my Grandma, but she had to retire too! And my Aunt and Uncle (deceased, how I miss them)!

Several of my cousins are currently terrorists! My neighbor!

And me, too! Wow, I'm a dangerous traitorous unpatriotic terrorist! Well, that settles it, I'm going to quit shaving my legs. They'll never let me have razors now.
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