DU spin Bush's campaign slogan

[theivoryqueen]

GOP announced they will be using the slogan "Steady leadership in times of change" for this pres. campaign. I think we should already be amending it. How about "Shifty leadership in dangerous times"? Any suggestions? I am willing to print up bumperstickers and embark on a guerrilla re-sloganizing of offending cars, etc.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. How about "Shitty Leadership in Times of Carnage"

[theivoryqueen]

4. I toyed with the Shitty part

and but love the Carnage!

[Richardo]

2. Bwahahahaha! "Steady"? Talk about damning with faint praise!

If that's the best they can say about him....heeheeheeheeheeheehee! :D

Steadily Growing Deficits
Steadily Growing Body Counts
Steadily Declining Respect for the US

[nostamj]

3. well...

"Steady leadership into times of change for the worst"

Steady Leadership Into Endless War

Steady Leadership In Ending Democracy

and then there's always:

If You Aren't Already Rich, Tough Luck!

[theivoryqueen]

6. Endless war....

Maybe I will need to print several versions... there are so many great possibilities. Also, forgot to add, if anyone at DU wants some, e-mail me and I will send as soon as I get 'em printed.

[mouse7]

5. Kerry: A Change in leadership to steady our times.

That's not bad for a first attempt.

[theivoryqueen]

8. DU rocks!

Good spin!

[hang a left]

7. "Leadership Change for Steady Times"

[patricia92243]

9. Change leadership in order to have steady times.

[teach1st]

10. I say we just run footage of Bush...

...reading the goat story while in the Sarasota classroom after being informed about that our nation was under attack as his new slogan crawls across the screen - ending punctuation changed to a question mark.

Shirking leadership...

[Richardo]

12. "Shirking Leadership" I like it!

Can run that against his TANG record too... :evilgrin:

[teach1st]

15. How about "Steadily shirking leadership the whole time!"?

[theivoryqueen]

20. Excellent....

and so true!

[SpiralHawk]

28. Shirking Smirking Leadership

Steadily Shirking and Smirking Leadership

Sadly

[Richardo]

13. Hey....."teach1st" Are you one o' them NEA terrists?

I've got a brother teaching in Florida also...

[teach1st]

14. Shhh!

The rooster crows at midnight!

[Richardo]

18. ...and the blue fish swims upstream....

;-)

[Richardo]

11. "Steady Leadership Despite Changing Times"

[SnohoDem]

16. Lacking leadership. It's time to change. n/t

[Rationality]

17. A few rough ones off the top of my head.

For economic liberals:
Ascending deficits by one deranged

For general ABBs:
Our leadership's in need of change

For anti-war ABBs:
Misleadership in times of change (though that seems too Moveon.org-ish to me)

And for social libertarians:
Steady leasdership with ball and chain.

[Bandit]

19. Steady... Leadership in need of change ... from GOP

:shrug:

[fishnfla]

21. "A steady hand, sponsored by Antibuse"

any ol' drunk can do this job!

[Dudley_DUright]

22. The perfect anagram of this slogan is (wait for it)....

"I feel anger! I say, shitcan the mad dope!". :evilgrin:

I would love to see someone make an animated gif of the original slogan rearranging itself into this anagram. I would really enjoy having that baby on my sig line (anagram thanks to the Corrente blog)

BTW the original slogan is actually

"Steady leadership in a time of change" (otherwise my anagram does not work)

http://corrente.blogspot.com/2004_02_15_corrente_archive.html#107700898208944337

[theivoryqueen]

23. Thanks, all

I will get busy with the printing, and will post when I have actual stickers to send to interested parties.

[knight_of_the_star]

24. How about this

Steady leadership to ruin.
Steadily failing leadership.

[pa28]

25. "Bush Cheney 2004 - restore honor and dignity to the White House"

Courtesy of The Onion

[Rationality]

26. hmm...

restore stability and dignity to Rumsfield's portfolio. (Haliburton)

[Stephanie]

27. Stupid Leadership, It's Time to Change.

.

[snippy]

29. Lying leadership. It's time to change.

[susu369]

30. Idiots - when will they learn?

"Steady leadership...."

from a dry drunk (or closet drinker who has never given his addiction up, IMHO)! The repubs just set themselves up with these dumb slogans.

That "bringing honor and dignity" was a real winner.

[Lefty48197]

31. Stealthy leadership in times of flames

.

[nannygoat]

32. How about "Steadily leading us into the end times"?

Come to think of it, his fundie, right-wing whacko supporters are probably already behind that...