What is wrong with this man's face?

[maggrwaggr]

Is it just me or does he look 100% plastic?

The Stepford Governor?

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. Herr Gropenfuhrer doesn't like bothering with press conferences...

so he's borrowed an animatronic mannequin from Disney World to fill in on those troublesome public appearances. (It has the added bonus of being unable to cause embarassment by making off-colour remarks and groping the ladies.)

[maggrwaggr]

2. that's funny

cuz that's exactly what he looks like. one of those Disney mannequins.

Creepy.

[ClintonTyree]

3. It's the steroids..............

they tend to mess up one's facial features, not to mention the sexual organs. No wonder Maria's so frustrated.

[maggrwaggr]

4. I'm thinking surgery, laser skin peels, all that stuff

or he is indeed a cyborg

[lucidmadman]

5. He's bullet-proof...

...hanging around Kennedys has made him nervous...

[Sugarbleus]

6. I've heard some describe him as

a condom stuffed with *something*... eek eewwww

He walks like a gorilla too; shoulders all slouchy and long swinging arms. :puke:

[fearnobush]

7. We Are Borg, You Will Be Assimilated!!!!!

[roguevalley]

8. he's had plastic surgery. i also heard that because of steroids

he had a heart valve replacement. that is sort of
unheard of for his age group and this is the kicker.
heart valves like his-pig valves-only last about
eight years. he's due to have a blow out. Then it
will mean a replacement valve every eight or so
years for the rest of his life. Tell people to stay
off steroids.

[Must_B_Free]

11. he has calf implants

can you imagine - just like a boob job he has calf inplants to make him still appear muscular.

[PretzelzRule]

9. Separated at birth

He's beginning to look like a "Katzenjammer Kid"

[Piperay]

10. Yes, plastic..

too many plastic surgeries. :puke:

[Malva Zebrina]

12. another rictus smiling Bush butt kisser

like Laura's well waxed face--botox is the mode for those in the photo limelight these days--

He will probably be getting an asian eye lift one of these days.

[retread]

13. His face is bad but his mind is really twisted and ugly!

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