Nader Media Advisory

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

maybe you have this already, but I'm on his press list and thought I'd pass it on. Not trying to piss anyone off on a touchy subject, just sharing what I was given. make of it what you will.

MEDIA ADVISORY                   CONTACT: Linda Schade
                                               Media Coordinator

"Ralph Nader and the 2004 Presidential Race"
'Mr. Nader to state his position on the upcoming election.'


WHAT: Appearance on Meet the Press with Tim Russert
       Mr. Nader will announce his decision regarding his role in the 2004  presidential election.


WHEN: Sunday, February 22, 2004    
       Airs 10:30 a.m. EST on NBC in Washington, D.C.
       Airtimes vary nationally.

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WHAT: Press Conference
       Mr. Nader will outline his agenda of issues that need to be    
       addressed in the 2004 presidential election and will discuss his  role in the presidential race.  He will also release his detailed  communications with the Democratic National Committee and the Republican National Committee regarding the subjects that need to  be addressed in the presidential race.

[David Dunham]

1. Nader is very anti-Democratic. He's Bush's lap dog, just like Blair.

[whirlygigspin]

4. Tango Argentino

Wow! now two political resurections: first Kerry, now Nader.

Is this a case of one step foreward two steps back?

[stevedeshazer]

2. This will be interesting

I'm looking forward to hear what he has to say regarding his communications with the DNC and RNC.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

3. press conference is at 10:00

so tune in to CNN or C-SPAN one hour before Russert if you want to catch it-assuming they cover it


(I accidently cut that part off)

[magidon]

6. Meet the Press live feed is at 9 AM

When your local station carries it is up to them.

[seventhson]

5. It should have included the following (satirically): Mr. Nader, who is a

certfiable Spook for the International BFEE, specializes as a "fixer" for black operations in near Democratic Institutions globally.

He was educated at Princeton University with his good friends Don "Dracula" Rumsfeld and Frank "Lumumba Killer" Carlucci where he was a proud (but oh-so-secret) member of the infamous bloodcurdling order of the supper clubs, where he was originally recruited as a wolf-in-dove's-feathers professional "Fixer and Grand Master of the order of Black-Ops and Provocateurship" or "FGMOBOP!"

Therein as an an undergrad he was chosen for his ethnic chameleonship by the OLD SPOOKS NATHAN HALE SECRET CIA CONTRACTORS ALLIANCE or "OSNHSCCA" for a long term fellowship and lifetime appointment in deep cover.

To this day his friends and colleagues at "FGMOBOP" and "OSNHSCCA" still get paroxysmic fits of giggles and shits over his acclaimed and outrageous, award-winning performance in the butt reaming and evisceration of the bowels of Democracy in America and Albert "Oxy" Gore in the year 2000.

He is scheduled to receive the GOLDEN DULLES Award at this year's fete and is still in the running for the same award in 2004.

Only "Temporary" from the sister tea club at Yale (which is so secret we cannot even talk about it) has recieved the award twice within a 4 year period (for the MIHOP and SOTU doubleheader with a trifecta twist)

He announces the launch of his "campaign" for pResident (ha ha - it's really for the award) tomorrow on the MultiNational News and Military Network "MNNMN"

Let's see if he can get at least an assist in this year's proposed trifecta plannned at the last Old Spooks of Princeton Secret Karibbean Koffee Klatch if he does not earn the top spot.

"Good Luck Ralphy!!!" say all the Old Princeton Spooks and secret intel contractors

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[seventhson]

8. delete

[seventhson]

9. ummm

kick?

[raysr]

10. nader