Tom "The Roach" Delay--Today's Winner for the Poor Choice of Words Award

[The_Gopher]

"Americans have been tolerant of homosexuality for years, but now it's being stuffed down their throats and they don't like it."

http://www.knoxnews.com/kns/local_news/article/0,1406,KNS_347_2669087,00.html

So I guess that answers the question of whether Tom Delay spits or swallows when he has something shoved down his throat.

Great to know that intolerance is the new pink and Delay is dressed to the hilt.

[Bridget Burke]

1. We'd already heard that Governor Perry is

"Tom Delay's Bitch"....

Apparently the bugman prefers to top.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Remember, before his being "born again", Tom had a nasty nickname.

"Hot Tub" Tom.

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[DemoVet]

7. I've also heard him referred to as "Cabana Boy"

not exactly a strong endorsement of heterosexuality. Maybe the reason he eschewed military service was that there was no "don't ask/don't tell" policy back then....

[The_Gopher]

9. no, he avoided service because....

all the good positions had been taken by minorities, leaving no place for good patriots like himself. cuz you know the army was just turning people away during vietnam.

[DemoVet]

12. Funny, I wasn't a minority and they didn't turn me down....

I'm a minority now, though, since I only need to buy one shoe instead of a pair. I do get twice the wear out of a pair of socks, though.

[Bertha Venation]

3. Tom Delay can suck my dick.

:nuke:

[Mandate My Ass]

4. ROFLMAO

Yeah, and mine too!!:evilgrin:

[DemoVet]

11. You're speaking symbolically, right ? ;-)

[Mandate My Ass]

13. Yeah but

I've never felt such an intense sensation of penis envy in my life.

[DemoVet]

14. I've never understood that concept

So many men are willing to share theirs, no need to be jealous ;-). And besides, would ANYONE want to look down and see his face there? I'd have to make him wear a mask, at least.

[salinen]

5. How many dead COCK roaches

will fit in Tom DeLays ass? Anyone?

[Richardo]

6. All of them?

:evilgrin:

[salinen]

8. Perfect!

no need to worry about them conquering the planet.

[burythehatchet]

10. I don't know

but he should be careful not to get any santorum on the sheets