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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:00 AM
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Letterman goes after bush
Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 12:03 AM by GreatCaesarsGhost
2 jokes so far:

one about the rumored nose job bush had and Letterman says if that's true, that will be the first job bush created in 3 years.

the second, with video of bush bumping his head, spitting, and tripping, is the senate passed a law saying bush had to use quotation marks when using the word president. ("president")

there were gasps from the audience.


edit: top ten signs bush is considering dumping cheney.

here's #5 WH interns no longer required to know cpr
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KissMyAsscroft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:03 AM
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1. SWEET!


Gotta love it!

They can have their little whore Leno....his talentless delivery is much better suited to their IQ level....
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:03 AM
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2. Maybe he will finally get off of Clinton's dick.
As a source for jokes, I mean.
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:05 AM
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4. HEY-OOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
n/t
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:04 AM
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3. Great! We will need a comedian in the concentration camps
that Bush will so graciously build for us in his second term (God forbid). Anyway, Dave will be good company.
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:10 AM
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5. Letterman Rules
"President"

BBBBBWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:14 AM
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6. there were gasps from the audience
wow

"bush had to use quotation marks when using the word president"

that is a good one
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:18 AM
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7. remember the guy named George W. Bush, from Ohio?
He did the top 10 list earlier this week. The #1 thing about being named George W. Bush is having the White House call you up and offer to buy your military records!

Sad thing is, I'm sure Bush would have done exactly that, if he'd thought of it!
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:24 AM
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8. maybe I'll watch Dave 2nite
With Jon Stewart in re-runs this week, I need it.
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ochazuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:56 AM
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9. More about the gasps
Edited on Fri Feb-20-04 12:57 AM by cmorea
It shows that they still have some respect for that POS POTUS.

With Letterman's good work, we can break down any remaining undeserved admiration.

And don't forget Cheney!
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lebkuchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 12:58 AM
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10. Spit and trip? Where was the nose pick??

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Oilwellian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 01:50 AM
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11. Nose-pick
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 06:04 AM
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15. haha! I love it!!
<sanrf> We need to make up a million pins like that!! LOL!

Julie
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AgadorSparticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 04:46 AM
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13. ROFLMAO!!! Letterman is hilarious.
Quit watching Leno before I even knew he was a Republican. Leno is just NOT funny. He got a job that should have gone to Letterman and everyone knows that.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 05:56 AM
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14. I'm not surprised by the gasps
While NYC is considered a liberal city. The suburbs around the city are very republican. I would bet 9 out of 10 people seeing his show are from the suburbs.
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Lucille Donating Member (402 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 08:12 AM
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16. Actually, they're mostly tourists from all over the country
nt
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OneTwentyoNine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-20-04 08:17 AM
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17. Me either,Dem bashing on TV is well accepted...
But go after a Repig and ohhhh,thats just awful about what you said. Shit,Letterman could have had a Clinton cock joke two seconds later and brought down the house.

This nation has be brainwashed to believe that you just don't denigrate Republicans on TV or radio.

David
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