caption today's 'scary dick' picture (New Mexico $1000 plate fundraiser)

[diamond14]

Vice president Dick Cheney (news - web sites) speaks at a fundraising luncheon in Albuquerque, N.M., Monday, Feb. 16, 2004. Cheney touched on the economy as well as the war in Iraq (news - web sites) during his speech at the $1 thousand-a-plate event. (AP Photo/Jake Schoellkopf)

[eileen_d]

1. I would caption but I don't think he's verbalizing here

All that comes to mind is Frankenstein grunting.

Either that or the KITH standby, "I'm crushing your head!"

[mgc1961]

7. You beat me to it! Arggghh!

[Junkdrawer]

2. Yeah I'm pissed. This is how big it is AFTER Enzyte...

:evilgrin:

[feminazi]

3. why is he holding his fingers apart like that?

you don't suppose he's describing the length of...oh, never mind.

[nankerphelge]

4. "Viagra almost doubled my size"

n/t

[dakota_democrat]

5. The $1,000 spent on this meal could help feed hundreds of homeless...

But instead you're giving it to us, how does that make you feel?

[mgc1961]

6. Anyone familiar with "Kids in the hall?"

If so:

"I'm crushing your head!"

[stevedeshazer]

10. LOL!

I am crushing your head!

[mgc1961]

11. That is perfect!

You're killing me.

[mgc1961]

13. Actually, I think that one depicts...

...Mr. Powells discreet answer to a reporters question about the Presidents intellect.

[VOX]

8. "At night, when you're alone and hear a scratching on the screen door"...

"like this {*skritch*skritch*skritch*}...well, boys and girl, it'll be....ME!!! BWAAAHHAHAHAHA!

Ooh, scary! :scared:

[Astarho]

9. After boldy vanquishing the face-squisher...

Dick Cheney declares another victory in the War on Terror

[spanone]

12. ventriloquist techniques used to make president speak

notice his lips are hardly moving.

[hippywife]

14. This is the hand

I stick up GWB's ass and this is how I make his lips move.

[Sparky McGruff]

15. We created THIS many jobs...

grrrr.

[knight_of_the_star]

16. No, the President's brain isn't THAT small

If I was showing you that my fingers would be closer together.

[imax2268]

17. You evil democrats you...

I crush your head like grape...(squish,squish)

[maggrwaggr]

18. "I was THIS close to going to Vietnam!"

[diamond14]

19. everytime that electrical current kicks in, my peter goes like this...

.

[scarface2004]

20. $1,000 a plate??!!

man i could buy groceries for a couple months with that kaysch!!

[specimenfred1984]

21. "I Crush Their Heads" - Kids in the Hall

or "We've got this much credibility!"

[xxqqqzme]

22. he is just one scary, evil

lookin' SOB! :o (Shiver)

[gander2112]

23. Maxwell Smart

regarding WMD intel - "Missed it by THAT much"