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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 01:57 PM
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The christian right must be happy.
The Viagra car just broke down. It must be the hand of God.
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:05 PM
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1. The KY Jelly/Snap-On Tools Dodge is still running strong, tho'.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:10 PM
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2. Headline: Viagra car blows load first
Bob Dole isn't happy.. Bob Dole. Bob Dole!
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wuushew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:12 PM
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3. Is the Passion of Christ car in this race?
The chances for comedic irony are almost unlimited.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:15 PM
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4. Did the Viagra car "limp" in to the pit?
Or was it pushed?
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:19 PM
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5. Viagra has a hard day at Daytona
Viagra car stiffed, limps home after only 12 laps.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:21 PM
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6. Where's Bob Dole when we need him?
:shrug: :freak:
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drb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:30 PM
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7. Must have broken a rod!
nt
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pfitz59 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:42 PM
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8. The KY car just entered....
the grease pit for a lube job.
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earthman dave Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-15-04 02:53 PM
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9. "Hand of God takes out Viagra hot rod"
OK it's pretty weak but it's the best I could think of. I know there's a really obscene pun in there somewhere. Anybody?
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