Ashcroft about to break HUGE news!

[Atman]

Terrorists? Plame-Gate? Cheney indictment?

Nope. They broke up a steroid ring. News conference about to start. Sheesh...I feel safer already. At least the terrorists won't be as buffed.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. while the war on terror rages

Ashcroft is locking up stoners and bodybuilders.

Atta-boy John, way to be a complete dipshit!

[drscm]

5. Don't forget all those prostitutes they managed to find in New Orleans. nt

nt

[arcane1]

14. and Ed Rosenthal, and Tommy Chong

I feel safer already :eyes:

[davsand]

10. Sure does beat hearing about Janet Jackson's boob...

I was over that the day of the Stupor Bowl, however. You DO realize the next big story is gonna be that JJ's BOOBS are on steroids--right?

Laura

[central scrutinizer]

21. was it these guys?

<>

[burythehatchet]

2. You CAN'T be serious

really?...steroid ring?...oh my!

[liberalnurse]

3. They are looking into Barry Bonds and Marion Jones

as being "enhanced athletes" .......trying to bring them down!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

8. had they only used

the true power of Gee-Zus they could have hit homeruns into heaven.

[meegbear]

4. Thank God

The gyms across 'Merica have been a ganstaz paradise for too long.

[AZCat]

6. You're serious?

A f**king steriod ring? What has become of the Justice Dept- a bunch of loonies who:
bust medical marijuana users in states that have legalized it
bust prostitution rings in New Orleans
bust doctors in Oregon (?state?) for assisted suicide (legalized)
now- busting steriod users?

WTF is wrong with him?

[maveric]

26. And bu$h's concern about Sex Slaves.

DISRACTION!

[truthspeaker]

32. don't forget about internet head shops

[Mz Pip]

7. This merits

a press conference??????? Wow. Asscrack must be desperate for some face time with the camera.

MzPip
:dem:

[Lefta Dissenter]

9. I'm not sure, but didn't I hear someplace that

Janet Jackson's right breast is on steroids????????

[SlavesandBulldozers]

11. yes

in fact the piercing on her nipple is actually fitted with a "steroid ring" which allows for a constant supply of god-hating steroid juice to pump into her body.

[LisaM]

12. Well I hope they bust the Texas Rangers of the 1990s

*Bush's only "successful" business.

[Wapsie B]

13. OMG!!

Governor Arnold won't know what to do.

[Cat Atomic]

15. Well, that explains why Bush mentioned steroids in the SOTU.

They were ready to make this bust, and now they point at it as some sort of long term goal that's been achieved.

Pa-thetic.

[DinahMoeHum]

16. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. . . .

n/t

:evilgrin:

[Bandit]

17. Run Ah-nold Run

:shrug:

[tom_paine]

29. Imperial Stooges are safe from Imperial "Investigations"

the Busheviks are so obviously corupt I can't call 'em "investigations" without laughing..

[Neshanic]

18. Related news...Haliburton to build special "mirror" prisons.

[waywest]

19. Dirty bomber?

nt

[ElsewheresDaughter]

20. Asscrack busted Balco vitamin supplement company...THG

selling human growth hormones?


i feel SAFE!

[LeahMira]

22. Hey! Great news... for the insurance companies.

They can collect the same high premiums but not have to worry about paying out when some athlete is rushed to the hospital. Isn't that what it's all about? Making more money for the insurance companies?

[nostamj]

23. this is insane

'dozens of atheletes' this is a national priority worthy of a press conference.

and the truth about 9/11?
and the truth about WMD?

ah, who am i kidding?

[AZCat]

25. Remember- this is the same man...

Ashcroft also held a press conference from another country (Russia?- don't remember) 2 months after Padilla had been picked up, to tell us that they had nabbed a dirty bomb suspect (Padilla is certainly not THAT).
More distractions and half-truths from the Bush* Admin.

[mb7588a]

24. Ashcroft has the smallest tie knot i've ever seen.

What a loser.

[yellowcanine]

35. Mirrors some small physical attributes, no doubt.

His ears are pretty small also.

[chelsea0011]

27. Steroids of Mass Destruction

:crazy: :crazy:

Patriot Act on high alert for library books withdrawn concerning athletic performance enhancing drugs.

[EV1Ltimm]

28. shouldn't have been too hard to find...

look for the men with infantile genitalia and GIANT HEADS then follow them to their lair.

[nwohiodemocrat]

30. Too much Irony

Instead talking about some buff economic numbers the distraction is about some buff people using steroids. Gotta love it. See....... * Bush was right about steroids during his SOTU recital.

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[ignatius]

33. LOL, the BFEE must not be able to make any money off this or

they wouldn't care.

[ComerPerro]

34. The war on terror, step by step

First we crack down on the porn.

Then we go after the marijuana users.

Then we go after steroid users.



What's that? There are real, actual terrorists out there?

We know. We don't care.

Its hardly our job to protect the country. We are busy with our job of spreading our own twisted designs of morality.

[Cronus Protagonist]

36. I hope they have Arnold on the podium with them

After all, he's the poster boy for responsible steroid use....



"ANYBODY BUT BUSH" Buttons, Stickers & Magnets

[Dover]

37. Is Auuuunold under arrest?

This is SERIOUS!