The Rush to Confuse: How Fidelity is now cowardly

[zbdent]

To try to follow the logic of the anal-cyst one is like bashing your head with a hammer. It feels so good when you stop.

Today's baffling logic:

Testicular Lock Box, or How Being Faithful is Cowardice

Rush is touting the "Midnight Star Enquirer" web site "Drudge Report" about the latest attempt to take a Democrat (in this case, Kerry) out, an "intern problem".

In his zeal for anything to get W's problems out of the spotlight, he has suddenly made a strangely twisted logical puzzle.

The guy who has no idea on what it takes to keep a marriage together is now giving the logic that, while you are supposed to be faithful to the one you pledged your life to, you are now trapped into a "testicular lockbox". This apparently means that you must have courage to get your balls out of the "lockbox" (a.k.a. marriage) and go out and cheat on your wife.

This is a no-win situation for any candidate (well, Democratic candidate).

Either he is being controlled by the wife's grip on the balls, or he is a man who cannot stay faithful to his marriage (like Rush, Hyde, Reagan, Gingrich, Giuliani, and a host of other Repukes).

Isn't Pretzel Logic fun?

[wellstone_democrat]

1. vulgar man

he is a vulgar man

[ComerPerro]

2. So, Bush is a coward

we already knew Bush was a coward. But now we know for sure that he is a coward, because he hasn't cheated on his wife.


???????????

[Spirochete]

3. Well, at least

not that we've had 80 million to spend catching him at it.

[Wapsie B]

4. At least not with a woman.

Victor Ashe is another question.

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