It was thirty years ago today that the Bushboy went AWOL to play

[Fight_n_back]

Thirty years ago I was in first grade and I can recall some of the things we did. I can recall my teachers name. I can recall the last name of my girlfriend (Herman) and what her father did for a living (he made the best pizza in town).

If I were President I could use the information I know to find out all kinds of other cool stuff like grades and the wherabouts of classmates. They could give recollections of me and get on the news.

I have more fucking memories of first grade, when I was 6 years old than the most powerful man in the world has about his MILITARY SERVICE.

The President recalls serving? This man's one suppossed skill is making friends...well, where are they? How can you not remember what you did in the National Gaurd? How can you not know enough to make stuff up?

Here, I'll show you how to make stuff up about serving in the National Gaurd.

I'll be Bush, "Alabama was even hotter than Texas. Ya know, sometimes we'd go out on Saturday night and gettin' up at 6 AM on Sunday when it was hot and sticky was pretty annoying, but we were home and we could see our folks during the week. The boys in the fightin' didn't have it that good."

Reporter: "What kind of things did you have to do at 6AM?"

Bush: "After basic was over you just basically ate breakfast at the mess and then went to your assignment like any job. You worked eight hours and then either studied or went into town to a movie or to eat with friends."


I just told a better yarn about the little one's time in the NG than he ever did and I was only 6 at the time. I just tried to describbe what Gomer Pyle did. I'll bet even "w" has seen Gomer Pyle.

If he really can't remember what he did thirty years ago when he was a college graduate then we have to ask if he is competent to serve as President. Okay, that was kind of a joke...

Jeez...will someone someone do something already? Is it too late to finish the Florida vote count?

[MichaelHarris]

1. Thread title

That without a doubt is the best title for a thread I've seen. I woke my dog because I laughed so hard.

You dated her for the pizza right?
By the way, Maybe Sargent Pepper knows where the WMDs are.

P.S, I can't remember 30 years ago because of disco.

[Fight_n_back]

2. Well we didn't really date

because we were six. We used to walk home from school together. I liked her because she was the cutest girl in class.

She was Hungarian and her father's pizza had really stringy cheese.

[MichaelHarris]

3. Cheese

So just like Fox News, its all about the cheese.