I know what the October Surprise will be...

[Product of Evolution]

Bush will release "genuine proof" that he did not go AWOL or have any other shadiness in his military record.

Osama will be saved for Jeb...

[West Coast Democrat]

1. Then the November Surprise will be

Shrub's "official documents" are proven to be phony

[damnraddem]

3. Well, sure, the documents are phony -- another intelligence failure.

But Dubya is sure that his year in the TANG is there to be found, somewhere in Iraq.

[damnraddem]

2. Dubya was in a spiderhole in Iraq for that year.

And that's where bin Laden is now -- that's why they're filling it in with concrete.

[placton]

4. Bush cannot do this.

1. He left the guard early, to go to business school.
2. He was jumped to the head of the line.
3. He skipped his physical and flight training.

and on and on.

I think Osama comes out of the bushes (pun intended) a day or 2 before the election.

[Kitsune]

5. Bin Laden will "turn himself in" and bring the "Iraqi WMDs" with him.

Of course, all of this will be later lost in a tragic plane crash somewhere over the Atlantic. No wreckage will ever be found. Damn that Bermuda Triangle.