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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 07:54 PM
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"Hitler Appoints Panel to Investigate Dead Jews"
Adolf Hitler today appointed a bipartisan independent panel to investigate the discovery of millions of dead Jews, gypsies, and gay people in various work camps throughout Germany and Poland.

Says Hitler: "I am shocked and appalled that this happened on my watch. I am fully committed to determining what the facts are behind this apparent genocide".

Friends of Hitler say the fearless leader is "shaken" by the discovery.

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brainwashed_youth Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 07:55 PM
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1. what is this supposed to be
was this an actual headline? or are you just trying to be cute?
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:07 PM
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7. what do you think is cute about it?
I ask you
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brainwashed_youth Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:12 PM
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10. my fault
just didn't know if this was something that Hitler actually did, I guess I just read it wrong. Ya, I guess it's a pretty good comparison. nice work.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 07:57 PM
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2. LOL.
I appreciate your irony.
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Malva Zebrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 07:58 PM
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3. I get it
and I agree that Bush appointing his cronies to "investigate" himself is ludicrous. But there are people who would object to the Hitler connection.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:04 PM
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6. well, they certainly have a right to their opinion.
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Malva Zebrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:14 PM
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13. Yes they do
The most influential book I have read is William Shirer's "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" and have found it to be a precious resource. One reading is not enough.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:38 PM
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19. I see you have read about Nazi Germany.
Yes, one reading is not enough. I'm on my third.
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rhino91063 Donating Member (398 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:18 PM
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15. The people that object to the Hitler comparison
Are the same ones that still support bush, even though the facts showed he lied about the war.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:32 PM
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17. Do you care if people object to the Hitler connection?
If you do read about the Third Reich and you will see sooo many similarities between Nazi Germany and the ultra right wing Republicans who are our rulers right now it's downright scary.

I don't compare Bush to Hitler, because they are not alike but the methods used by the Bush administration are almost identical to the methods used by the Nazi government.
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:02 PM
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4. Ok let's make up the panel
Goering
Goebbels
?
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:10 PM
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9. Himmler, Eichmann, Walther von Reichenau...
Ribbentrop, Josef Tiso, Vidkun Quisling, Reinhard Heidrich... hell, even Stalin would be a decent choice.
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:03 PM
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5. shocking!
I like it :hi:
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Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:09 PM
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8. Just as blatant...
................isn't it?
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:13 PM
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12. Ah mag
(intellectualus sarcastus) is your new phylum.
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Zinfandel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:12 PM
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11. That's just about right.
Edited on Fri Feb-06-04 08:16 PM by Zinfandel
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:18 PM
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14. Jeffrey Dahmer "baffled" by discovery of human heads in fridge
"I just don't know how anyone could have sneaked those severed heads into my refrigerator without my knowing it.

Police are letting Dahmer conduct his own investigation into the matter.

The DA was quoted as saying "Dahmer has always been a good quiet neighbor, and he seems honest, so we're letting him get to the bottom of this himself. We trust him 100%"

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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:22 PM
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16. Florida man expresses surprise at finding dead 11 year old in trunk
"Somebody must have put her in there when I stopped to get gas," said the god-fearing man.

Police confiscated the body of the girl and let the man go.

"Obviously he's innocent" said one trooper. "There was a Bible on his front seat, and what man in his right mind would kill a little girl like that? Obviously it must be some kind of accident"





Are you with me here .....?
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brainwashed_youth Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:35 PM
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18. ok....
Alright, I get ya and that ur just joking. But I think it's way too soon to be joking about Carlie Brucia's death.
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 08:49 PM
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20. It's not meant to be a joke
It's meant to be black black black

If I offend, well, you share my feelings of being offended.

How many people has Bush killed now?

Is it too early to joke about that?

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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 09:03 PM
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21. oh, stop it - Bush isn't Hitler, he's BETTER than Hitler.
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 09:04 PM
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22. Best laugh I've had all day!
You're SO right. Allowing the * to investigate ITself makes as much sense as your headlines. And yet WE are supposed to accept the idea AS IF it is perfectly rational and sane.

NOT!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 09:50 PM
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23. Be sure that you watch Jon Stewart tonight in
about one hour and fifteen minutes. I am sure he will have a very witty piece on this. Last night he got all serious about the genuine problems we are having in the nation and the world today, but...... then he showed clips of all the news outlets and big shot anchors like Jennings, Brokaw and Rather talking about Janet Jackson's boob. It was such appropriate a way to show how ridiculous our media has become in reporting the stupid news and ignoring the important things that are happening in our lives..
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agingdem Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 10:08 PM
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24. Great!
Kinda like Arnold investigating his sexual assault allegations, OJ looking for Nicole's killer...
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maggrwaggr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-07-04 08:40 AM
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26. yes. the world laughed at OJ. Is the world laughing at Bush?
If they are, the media ain't teling. Instead they're saying "Bush caved". Right .........
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roughsatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 10:12 PM
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25. Reni Riefenstahl or Mel Gibson can make a documentary of the investigation
I like you analogy.
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Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-07-04 08:49 AM
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27. Bill Bennett wrote "The Death of Outrage"...
...when he thought America wasn't upset enough at the thought of Clinton getting his hob nobbed in the White House. Where's Bennett now as we have a White House that thinks it can remove itself from any kind of accountability or responsibility?

- Republicans screamed their heads off when anyone objected to their eight year inqusition/witch hunt into every aspect of Clinton's life...public and private. But indeed...where's the outrage at the Bush* government when they simply refuse to subject themselves to Constitutional checks and balances or the rule of law?
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