look for AWOL Bush to be on the monologue on late night talk shows

[dumpster_baby]

Also, if he shows up on the google zeitgeist (list of google searches gaining in popularity (se http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist_nov03.html )) next week, then we know something is really underway on there in fly-over country....

[LiberalFighter]

1. Leno will probably be first in line

[Frances]

2. I thought that Leno

just made jokes about Clinton's sex life.

[Wickerman]

3. then "balance" the slam with a Clinton Penis joke

he's such a whore

[PeanutOne]

4. I thought his lapel flag pin meant he couldn't criticize the Regime

Leno wears the pin so we all "know what side he's on," right?

[Lefty48197]

5. George W. Bush's Top Ten Reasons for Going AWOL:

Number 10: In the national guard, they make you get up really really early in the morning.
Number 9: I realized the bars had happy hour EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Number 8: I had to take my girlfriend to a doctors appointment.
Number 7: I had to go take my driving test.
Number 6: All that army green clashes with my smirk.
Number 5: Mommy told me I was a big boy and I could make my own decisions.
Number 4: Dick Cheney didn't have to report for duty!
Number 3: Them guns shoot real bullets.
Number 2: If I can't be the general, then I'm not playing!
Number 1: My country needs me! I MUST stay healthy!