all you homosexuality types better watch your butts

[mopaul]

cause in texamerica we don't take too kindly to side saddlers and same sexers. we string em' up and rope em' onto fences and let the coyotes have at em. the good book, which is just crammed full of decency and lovableness, says a boy layin' down with another boy is a abdomination unto the lord. if we let them swisher sweets go an marry each the other, then why cain't i marry my horse suzy? i love that horse, better than i love my own wife ferrel. but in texamerica we ain't a gonna be holdin' no truck with gay men types all kissin' on each other and playin' grabass and makin' me sick. gay girls?...well, now that's somethin' else altogether and i've seen enough adult films to know that that's o.k. and even biblical. but if'n any girlyman homoerotic types ever make a move on me, he better dammned well be prepared to take a trip out to the coral and git his spirit broke real hard if you catch my drift pardner.

[mitchtv]

1. REAL CUTE , MOPAUL

except $10 words like homoerotic???

[GreenArrow]

2. I like the part about the "good book

which is just crammed full of decency and lovableness.."

Sounds like Huck Finn.

[Bandit]

3. I tried to think of something comical or a snappy comeback but I can't

You have duplicated actual thoughts and words and it is just plain sad.

[ibegurpard]

4. I LOVE that graphic!

:toast:

[maine_raptor]

5. watch my butt?????????

Why, what's it goina do?

:evilgrin:

[damnraddem]

11. Ride his horse Suzie for a while ...

and you'll know.

[SpiralHawk]

6. The Pope and his pals gonna getcha, too

Oh, wait, excuse me -- they will be tied up in court defending themselves against the lawsuits brought by hundreds of thousands of children who have been molested.

But they will be ready to issue another Morality Sermon as soon as they get a fax from Bill BigSpender Bennett.

[damnraddem]

12. True, they're in trouble because of priests and young kids.

But remember: they stand foursquare against letting the priests marry those young kids! (Or anyone else.) ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. ROFLMAO

Thanks Mo.....I'll watch my back

[trof]

8. I witcha, buddy.

These dam limb-risted nancy-boys atryin to dessicate thuh honerbul institute of holey macramoni just about hangs my lantern.
I say thow a rope on it and bulldog it.
At kina krap don't go.
Nossir
:bounce:



:spank:
jeez, Allen I was just kidding.
;-)

[thebigidea]

9. for further information, please consult Bob Barr

[damnraddem]

10. Well, to each his or her (or its) own.

For you, it's not boys, rather girl horses. Now, why won't Texas let a cowboy marry his horse?

;-)

[Zan_of_Texas]

15. Hmmmm

Wonder if that's where they git the term

bridle gown?

?????

[David Zephyr]

13. You Are Genius, MoPaul Loving the PEZident.

I love your PEZident.

[trof]

14. a MAD genius

But albeit a genius, I'll grant you.
:evilgrin:

[Duncan Grant]

16. swisher sweets...Ha!

Swish, swish, and a sashay, dosie-doe.

Gosh darn, I ain't smok'd a swisher sweet in purtnear 30 years. Nastier than chaw, if ya axe me pardn'r.