It's the RAPTURE!!!

[Sannum]

Okay, this is very entertaining. I do not have the patience to lurk on Free Republic, but there is something hillarously charming about a site called Rapture Ready. I am no biblical scholar, but since when is an uncovered breast a sign of the end times? I did not see the halftime show, because I personally do not give a damn about football. I also do not give a damn about an errant nipple, because hell, everyone has 'em. It is hardly noteworthy to me. My comments are between the ***stars****

My favorites:

"that was the most disturbing thing i've ever seen in my life...
ditry dancing + molestation followed by a disgusting uncovered breast..."
***If a nipple is the most disturbing thing you have seen in your life, than you need to get a life...Molestation? Was Michael up there with a boys choir***

"i hit instant replay about 5 times to get a good look at J jacksons breast."
***I am sure you only wathed it over and over so you could have enough to complain about...over and over and over and over and over***


"ANYWAY THIS COULD BE SEXUAL HARASSMENT?"
***My My My...aren't we sensitive today...He probably ejaculated as soon as he saw it.***


"I know one thing God isn't going to put up with American Trash much longer,it's funny i was just talking about this last night on one of the post here about 9/11 and God's punishment,the next hammer that falls it will be the last for America,this is as low a Nation Can go it looks like,or can we get any worse????"
***Oh yeah...***


"I cant believe no one is talking about the prancing bodies in the women lingery garters etc....THEY WERE MEN not women MEN MEN MEN>>>>>>>>>"
***What this woman does not know is that her husband does the same thing with his "friends from the office" Roger and Darren.***


"During the pre-game, they had Aerosmith and Willie Nelson. (Along with others) I asked my husband if they were holding auditions for strung out drug users."
***Yeah, that Rush Limbaugh dance number was just disturbing***

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?s=104d16661470849e9ac5f249e2ef0e0e&threadid=129681

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?s=104d16661470849e9ac5f249e2ef0e0e&threadid=129685

[lastknowngood]

1. Yea but moveon.org's add was to

controversial.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. It is really ??????

Oh, false alarm. For a minute, I was hoping they were gone.

[madmax]

3. Where are these people.

I don't know anyone that weird.

Welcome to DU :hi:

[DrBB]

4. "A disgusting uncovered breast"

It is high time we formed a Disgusting Uncovered Breast Party and put an end to this scourge! There is nothing attractive or titillating about an unclothed breast. Nasty. Nasty nasty nasty nasty. Disgusting. I nominate--nominate? Annoint!--John Ashcroft as the one man who has already demonstrated his determination to keep this disgusting organ from ever being viewed by the American public. The whole idea of breasts just fills patriotic Americans with loathing and disgust. Down with breasts! Up with annointing!

Annoint! Annoint! Annoint!

[asthmaticeog]

9. I'm chuckling to myself...

...thinking of David Cross' bit ripping on John Ashcroft for draping the statue of justice, chanting "FILTHY, FILTHY, DIRTY TITTY!"

[Cat Atomic]

5. Christ those people are tight asses.

Seriously guys- lighten up.

[leesa]

6. My, My, My...these people are a tad uptight, no?

I certainly hope they undress themselves in the dark so they aren't offended by their disguting bodies. Sheesh!
How long will the rest of America have to pay for these creature's sexual problems?

[Beam Me Up]

7. shks, thought this thread was about getting beamed up

[larryepke]

8. I'm fond of this bumpersticker...

sold by some atheist group:

"In case of rapture, can I have your car?"

Not all that relevant, but I thought I'd throw it in.

[xxqqqzme]

10. I'm hoping that

rapture thing is soon. It can take all these fundytics! Then the rest of us can live in peace!