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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:28 PM
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Welcome to the USSA
Edited on Sun Feb-01-04 10:29 PM by JohnyCanuck
After nearly 10 years, my brother John was coming to Los Angeles from England to see me. Our mother had recently died, so it seemed especially important to be together. He would help me celebrate my birthday, then we would travel to Northern California.

John arrived at LAX at 2:45 p.m. on a Thursday afternoon last month. That was as close as he got to seeing me. After inspecting his passport, immigration officials informed him that there was a problem.

About 26 years ago, he was convicted in Britain of cocaine possession. He paid the required fine and never touched drugs again. In fact, he went on to work for more than 20 years for the British government as a prison liaison officer. But that wasn't good enough for the U.S.

Over the two days that followed his arrival, he was searched five times, fingerprinted 10 times and photographed again and again. Not until nearly three hours after he was originally detained was John even allowed to call me. By that time, I was extremely worried. On the phone, he asked me not to speak because he was not permitted to talk long or tell me anything other than that he was being sent back to the U.K. "I'm here and they are sending me back," he said.


http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/opinion/la-op-hygate1feb01,1,7930205.story

I heard on the news that many Asian travelers are choosing to come to Canada rather than the US for their vacation because of concerns about how they'll be treated by US immigration authorities. Looks like they're right to be wary. I am sure Canada businesses catering to tourist will appreciate the addition revenue, but it's still a shame that the fruitcake neo-cons are apparently doing their best to make "the land of the free and the home of the brave" into a police state.

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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:41 PM
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1. He was sent back because of use of cocaine? Didn't our illustrious
pResident do the same? Oh,I forgot, he was never convicted. Silly me.
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mrdmk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:43 PM
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2. Let the Patriot Act die in 2005
Remember there were hands clapping when Mr. Bush Jr. in his S.O.T.U. speech informed the House and Senate that the Patriot Act was going to end in 2005.
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:50 PM
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3. better yet
Let the "Patriot" Act DIE RIGHT NOW!

Hey Mr. Bush, have a pretzel...
Lu Cifer, did anyone see the MFGOP.com story on how "President" Bushitler's approval ratings are at their LOWEST?! See ya in Crawford pally!
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-01-04 10:51 PM
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4. This is wrong on so many levels
We deserve better.

I really hate this stuff. Why would any tourist want to come to the United States?
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JackRiddler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 02:54 AM
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5. A song for you and your brother
I actually performed this twice last year...

Back in the U.S. of Was
Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "Back in the USSR"

(sound of airplane - intro)
*Ooooooh...*
Flew in from the EU on an armored flight
The Marshal wouldn't let me pee
His interrogation took me half the night
But the plastic flag was free.

I'm back in the U.S. of Was -
Evil is as evil DOES, boy -
Back in the U.S. of Was!

Been away a MONTH - I hardly know the place
Was this really freedom's home?
Leave it to John Ashcroft to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone -

(music stops abruptly, monologue)
and don't forget to take out the batteries, like last time... yeah I'm pulling the plug on the modem and the satellite cable, let's draw the shades here, where is that music coming from? is the TV still on? can they hear you through the microwave? where is the play station?what do you think, should I raise or lower my meds? what about the baby phone? kill the lights, no just kill the fusebox... is it off yet? can they hear us? Can we talk? etc.

...I'm back in the U.S. of nine-one-one
When will "they" blow up another one?
Back in the U.S. - back in the U.S. - back in the land on the run!

Well, the Homeland girls really knock me out
They've left The West behind
DC girls know to duck and shout
And Florida's always on my muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh mind.

(over instrumental - carnival barker)
"Poindexter! Kissinger! Papa Bush! Rumsfeld! Cheney! The Wolfowitz Cabal! The Iran-Contra Killers! Halliburton Bechtel UNOCAL Enron! The Carlyle Group! And their Special Guests, the Saudi Binladin Family, are Proud to Present: An American Junta! To Prevent Peace in Our Time!"

I'm back in the U.S. of W (pronounced: double-you)
Ya never thought it would happen to YOU?
Back in the Land of the Coup!

*dum dum dum*
Oh, the Master's Voice it will strike you dead
He'll sort out ours from yours
*dum dum dum*
Teevee's gonna fix up everything He said
The year is always nineteen-nineteen-nineteen-nineteen eighty-four

Point me to your camera way up in the sky!
Seed me with your magic chip!
I wanna hear the evil-doer's dying cry!
Shrug and let those missiles rip!

I'm back in the U.S. of Was -
Evil is as evil DOES, boy -
Back in the U.S.S.R.!

(over outro - carnival barker)
"That's the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics! Your old nightmare, back today for a repeat performance - in the former United States of America!" (airplane landing - boom)
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 07:05 AM
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6. Spitze!!!
:thumbsup:
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mrdmk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:58 PM
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7. We will put this one on the Black Album
:nopity:
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 08:37 PM
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8. Earth to Amis
Earth to Amis... is this shit even making a blip on your radar screens??? YOU ARE BEING WALLED OFF!!!
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