What should a time capsule describing the 'Bush Years' contain?

[booksenkatz]

For my 1000th post, I'm asking for your help in creating a time capsule for future generations. It will be opened in 200 years. Since language and technology will surely evolve during that time, we won't be using any books, essays or videos; just photographs and artifacts. How can we best express to future generations what has happened during the Bush years?

My contributions to the capsule include:

* the last remaining torn-off corner of the shredded Constitution of the United States
* a pretzel
* a pink slip (as in you've lost your job, not the lingerie)
* a vial of crude oil
* the terra color code chart
* a photo of a calico cat

Any further ideas? Humor me. Please. :scared:

[girl gone mad]

1. Transcripts of..

DU, of course!

[gonefishing]

2. Children in oxygen masks will be reading their history books

about the worst 8 years in US history and about the worst President that ever governed this great and still enduring nation.

Congrats on 1k. It looks like a long way from here!

[booksenkatz]

4. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

I've been here since the beginning and I swore I was only going to lurk... amazing how quickly snarky comments and mindless musings can add up!

[Eroshan]

3. one used condom

that about says it all

[Pegleg Thd]

5. The heads

of all of his supporters.

[Skidmore]

6. Also

crayon drawings of missiles, Cheney's peacemaker....err...pacemaker, samples of forgeries, Kenny Boy's missing books, and a bunch of pink tutus left belonging to the House & Senate Dems.

[DuctapeFatwa]

7. blood

[Old and In the Way]

8. The Goat Story Book nt

[maggrwaggr]

9. this photo

kinda says it all about Bush.

[peekaloo]

10. Um

Big Dick's pacemaker! A technological wonder from the 21st century proving greed and machinery could sustain a man in times of peril.


:evilfrown:

[buckeye1]

11. A book is needed here.

Working title: "How to steal everything you want and still be applauded."

Its too long,but its a start.

OT,Ilove Patsy too.

[BruinAlum]

12. Enron symbol

[newyawker99]

19. Hi BruinAlum!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[thebigidea]

13. one dvd inside a solar powered player

http://www.terminalproduct.com/paranoiashow.htm

that about sums up my thoughts re: "the bad old Bush days."

on continuous loop. you can't turn it off. ever. ok, that's a lie. a cloud could stop it.

in about 2 hours, the super-large-foreheaded aliens will take a crowbar to it.

ok, make it 2 minutes.

[SoCalDem]

14. A valium, a bottle of scotch and a pillow & blanket

as in "wake me when it's over"..:(

[Capt_Nemo]

15. 3 things:

1. A copy of "Mein Kampf"

2. A copy of Perle and Frum's "An end to Evil"

3. A note saying "spot the differences"

[warrior1]

16. that's easy

bush himself

[cosmicdot]

17. a deck of * cards

[Nay]

18. A steaming pile of dogshit.