Who is expecting a slew of faux scandals if a Democrat wins in '04?

[wyldwolf]

Sources have confirmed President Kerry had his hair cut today at 8:23 AM. This seems to contradict his earlier statement when he claimed to have seen the White House stylist at 8:30 AM. Congressional Republicans are demanding an investigation... FOX New's Ima Beeotch has the story...

[GBD4]

1. LMAO

Unfortunately, this is exactly the sort of trick Repubs will pull. When Dems mention impeachment for Dubya, it's a big deal. But hey! They can impeach Dems any time they want for any reason! My question is why don't more American people see these vicious tactics played by the Repubs? Repubs stand for family values, right? If family values means deceptive schemes, name calling, false accusations, no inclusion or diversity, then I guess the group of people I call my family is anything but a family.

[LuminousX]

3. Family Values

If family values means deceptive schemes, name calling, false accusations, no inclusion or diversity ...

Well, now, you should come over for Thanksgiving dinner! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

[MotorCityMan]

2. But the bar has been lowered

I think you are correct about this. But * has lowered the bar so much I think they are going to have a hard time getting anyone worked up except the diehard 'pug pod people.

[Touchdown]

4. ME, ME, ME!

:hi: ....... You can't have a Democratic President with out those "trails of bodies" pseudo scandals, it just wouldn't be right!

That's what sore loser Republicans do, call us sore losers, and create pseudo scandals...except our candidates actually WIN their elections.

[wyldwolf]

5. Senate Republicans are expressing concern of President Edwards

...and the relationship he has with his personal secretary. In a press conference today, Senator Trent Lott noticed a a "gleam" in the President's eye when he mentioned his secretary, fueling speculation of an affair... FOX News' S. Landers has the story...

[pansypoo53219]

6. hopefully

the Dems will have enough spine to demand that Bush be investigated on EVERYTHING, including cowpie boot toe jams.

[SoCalDem]

7. IF we kick the little loser out, the first thing on the agenda

for the Dem winner, should be a press conference where the following message is sent out LOUD & CLEAR..

The slander shit is gonna STOP...RIGHT NOW...

Names will be named ...no more of the "a source close to....".. Either name the name or shut the hell up...


The world is too dangerous now for all the games.. If the congress had spent 1/10 as much time on important things instead of the inquisition of Clinton, bin Laden would be rotting in jail...

For better or worse, a president is elected (mostly,, except for the last guy), and unless he's a felon, like another famous republican president, he needs to be able to DO HIS JOB, and not spend every waking hour defending himself from RupertMurdoch & Mellon-Scaife's henchmen..

The standard answer when asked about NON JOB RELATED queries..should be >>NO COMMENT...

No more lawsuits against the president.. unless he killed someone (like a first lady that we all know..name begins with an "L".), the lawsuit can wait until he is no longer president..