Survey: What will Bush* do to get re-selected"?

[mot78]

...I can't do a poll so I'm going to do a survey:

Type 1 if you think Osama will be "caught"

Type 2 if you think Reagan will "die"

Type 3 if you think WMDs will be "found"

Type 4 if you think the economy will "recover"

Type 5 if you think LIHOP/MIHOP II will happen

Type 6 if you think BBV/Diebold

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. 6

[David Dunham]

Rove May Have the Dem Candidate Killed in an "Accidental" Plane Crash

[Goldom]

2. 1, 5, AND 6

[Shopaholic]

4. My vote goes to

all of the above and probably a few our minds aren't vicious and desperate enough to even conceive of--but unfortunately, Karl Rove's is.

[xray s]

3. 1,2,3,4,5,6

Pulling out all the stops.

[eileen from OH]

5. Any of the above plus. . .

a major medical problem for Cheney. This may be real, but I'm cynical enough to believe it will be greatly exaggerated. This will serve a dual purpose - garner a tremendous amount of sympathy AND give them an "out" to choose someone else (giuliani?) to run with Bush.

eileen from OH

[mot78]

7. He'll never pick Giuliani

Besides, Rudy is too ambitious, and would run against Jeb in 2008.

[Solomon]

6. I think a foiled fake terrorist attack or faked

attack somewhere near Bush himself, is their best option. Especially when coupled with any one or more of all the types except type 5, which I think they've had enough of. This would give them the best of all worlds. No harm would be done except it would SCARE THE SHIT out of the population, who would rush to crown George King.

[Magleetis]

8. E

All of the above.

[blackcat77]

9. 2 and 4

Maybe 6 if it's close but there's already a groundswell against undocumented voting so that's less likely.

[On the Road]

10. 1 and Maybe 6

On Edit: Maybe 5, too. That stuff going on in the Phillipines certainly smacks of it.

[TruthIsAll]

11. He will need 6= BBV/Diebold because the rest won't happen

Reagan survived the Bush 1, he will survive Jr...

[ramapo]

12. Maybe 1 & 6 but...

How about spend $200,000,000+ on propaganda?

[csw77]

13. I voted

All of the above and then some. I don't put anything past them. :puke:

[sweetheart]

14. Bush will fuck a pig on live camera like he did before

He'll squat down and run around in the mud with his pecker hanging out. Then he'll target the pig, just like a natural republican and leap on its tail with his dick and poke it in the ass.

The camera will record his ecstatic expression as he and the pig join in homosexual ecstacy. Then all the christian republicans will donate lots of money, because pig fucking... well, that's republican and not homosexual or offending christianity, as hell, everybody knows that a good texan fucks pigs.... geeez. Why do you think he bought that ranch in crawford..? Well fo course, so he could crawl around on his hands and knees to fuck pigs. Geez.! Where DOES the media get the idea that is because east texas is not a shithole. :)

[knight_of_the_star]

15. 1256

WMDs won't turn up and the economy won't pull it either, so he'll try EVERYTHING else in the book.

[Supormom]

16. All of the above

[banana republican]

17. murder death kill...

what ever he thinks he needs to do...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

18. 6,1

[kath]

19. They'll do whatever it takes. They'll stop at nothing.

[beanball]

20. Shrubs re -selection

coup #2

[dawn]

21. 6, 1

[Gemini Cat]

22. One two five and six certainly.

The rest: #3 will not be believed and #4, because no one is that dumb, at least I hope they are not!

:dem:

[calimary]

23. I wouldn't put it past 'em to do any or all of the above.

These people are true scoundrels.

[Don_G]

24. First Step?

Raise money for his Primary campaign.

Secondly, raise money for his re-selection.

Thirdly, hold the RNC primary 2 months before the November selection and blow a billion or two on a massive media blitz in a few, short months.

[Wapsie B]

25. 1,2,3,5,6

eom

[Wapsie B]

26. 1,2,3,5,6

eom

[Dulcinea]

27. 1.

They'll drag him out around Oct. 15.

[Danieljay]

28. 1,3,6 n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

29. Everything except for 2

I think Ronnie is not quite close to death. That will happen after the election, unless someone knows different.