Oh no - a ridiculous "music video" w/ Lou Dobbs, Trent Lott, Chavez, Chimp

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/dutheme.rm

well, here's a rough cut bit of ridiculousness... the song was improvised back in the dark old summer of 2002 - the images randomly assembled a few hours ago... also includes: Groucho Marx, Hugo Chavez, "Bob" Dobbs, a tip of the hat to DU, a massacred rendition of Frank Zappa's "Plastic People," and an apparently effective curse against Trent Lott. We don't see much of him these days.

Awwwww.

from "The Paranoia Show" - coming sooner than you'd want it to.

http://www.terminalproduct.com/paranoiashow.htm

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L. RON HUBBARD: "Very, very... something or other."

I was lost
and then I was found
thanks to the
democratic underground

so sorry mistah Lou Dobbs
my only god is "Bob" Dobbs

do I care about
the Nasdaq?

guess I'd just rather
smoke some crack.

TRENT LOTT: "How can we criticize corporate America for their accounting principles when we have none... we have none... we have none... we don't add up!"

GEORGE KENNEDY: "You can't bamboozle me this time!"

I'm kinda scared by Trent Lott
robot hair just like an autobot
says he's some kinda singin' senator
evil villain just like skeletor

curse go back
curse go back
back with double pain and lack
curse go back
curse go back
back with double pain and lack
curse go back
back
back
curse go back
back
back
curse go back
curse go back.

TRENT LOTT: "How could we criticize corporate America?"

SPEED RACER VOICE: "And I thought you were decent - you're rotten!"

TRENT LOTT: "How could we criticize corporate America?"

SPEED RACER VOICE: "And I thought you were decent - you're rotten!"

TRENT LOTT: "How could we criticize corporate America for their accounting principles when we have none... we have none... we have none... we don't add up! we have none... we have none... we have none... we don't add up!"

ANNOUNCER: "Value the ability to make your mind a blank."

Plastic People -
you gotta go...
Plastic People
now, you gotta go

so take a day
and walk around
ya watch the nazis run your town
and then go home and check yourself
you think I'm singing 'bout someone else

but you're
Plastic People
you gotta go - oh, oh...

VOICE: "I couldn't just cower in my room for weeks..."

meanwhile back in Venezuela
its a regular pratfall gala
Hugo Chavez in a Marx Brothers film,
Hugo Chavez in a Marx Brothers film!

GROUCHO: "Then its war! Then its war!"

run through the palace
in and out of doors
run through the palace
in and outta doors...

fast forward -
right down to Kashmir
jumpcut -
the fear is near
Pervez Musssscharreffffff
is lookin' so cute
dictator squalor
in Armani suit.

ANNOUNCER: "Stay away from noisy places."

PA: "Well, folks - that's just about it for today."

[Devlzown]

1. Jayzus!

I think I just had my first flashback. You wrap up the madness very well.

[thebigidea]

2. gawd, 2002 was one sick year. Iraq was on the horizon...

... and we couldn't do anything about it.

[thebigidea]

3. still

Figure 2534543. "Tyvek Man Says What it Says"

[thebigidea]

4. Strom Thurmond is unavailable for comment.

being dead and all.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. You are one talented and twisted individual

:evilgrin:

[thebigidea]

6. and to quote Spike Milligan:

"Which is why I'm completely unemployed."

[thebigidea]

7. morning after kick...

I just love waking up the next day after some lengthy editing binge and staring slackjawed at the screen: "what... what the hell did I do last night?"

[thebigidea]

8. as if that wasn't enough, a new one is incoming...

"Program Yourself for America's New War" - Rummy makin' weird hand gestures, Dubya in DC running around in a flag cape, a twisted rendition of David Lynch's "In Heaven" song from "Eraserhead," and more manic depressives than you could shake a good sized stick at if you're given to shaking bits of lumber at people.