"Please Be More Scared!" - a Homeland Security entrainment video

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/scared.rm

It has come to our attention that some citizens are not taking suitable precautions for mass terror on a minute to minute basis. Terror can be mere moments way! Please stop wasting time wondering about "scandals" and get back to being frightened.

Love & Eternal Awareness,
your friendly
Ministry of Homeland Security

[MikeG]

1. You need to raise the color thingy to orange.

Otherwise I'm not going to be scared no matter what you say.

[thebigidea]

2. orange, eh?

http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealert3.rm
http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealert2.rm
http://www.terminalproduct.com/orangealert1.rm

"Orange you glad I didn't say Bin Laden?"

[thebigidea]

5. I predict ORANGE ALERT at some point in the next 2 weeks

[thebigidea]

11. oh to hear the siren sound of Tom Ridge's voice again...

[SpiralHawk]

3. Hey, I'm scared already

of Homeland Security.

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so
long as I'm the dictator."
- GW Bush 12/18/2000. CNN TRANSCRIPT

[thebigidea]

4. I don't understand why they didn't play that for a week nonstop

that's PROBABLY just a little more upsetting than Dean's speech.

[ConsAreLiars]

6. Finally, I can play these without needing RealPlayer

Anyone who dislikes RealPlayer or finds that it crashes the computer might want to try this.

You might want to put up a note and link on TerminalProducts, also.

It is called Real Alternative, and can be found with a lot of of other handy things at:
http://home.hccnet.nl/h.edskes/finalbuilds.htm

"Real Alternative will allow you to play RealMedia files. This way you can play RealMedia files without having to install RealPlayer/RealOne Player. You do need a player that is capable of playing RealMedia. The included Media Player Classic supports it and works very well. Supported: RealAudio (.ra .rpm), RealMedia (.rm .ram .rmvb .rpx .smi .smil), RealText (.rt), ReadPix (.rp), RealMedia embedded in webpages."

It works.

[thebigidea]

7. ah ha! Thanks, I'll do that...

[thebigidea]

8. well, that seems to work. DAMN REALVIDEO STRAIGHT TO HELL!

[ConsAreLiars]

9. Spyware? Just say NO!

After paying the price of a serious crash (after re-installing RealPlayer to see your work) I looked aropund for a while, first looking for some converters (the one I found was a bit techy and worked only with a few files) and eventually turned up this player. It has worked with every one of your videos I have run, and seems to be quite stable.

I'm glad to help make your work more widely available.

[thebigidea]

10. soon enough the DVD arrives and these realvideo bits go to the...

grand rough cut bonfire in the sky...

it ain't "terminal product" for nothin!

I suppose at that point I'll just put up a trailer or somesuch in a million different formats.

This stuff looks soooo much better at 720 x 480...