Wow! I'm invited to an RNC fundraiser! My dilemma...

[waywest]

What to write on the form with their self addressed stamped envelope?

(I guess my last response, "FUCK YOU!" didn't register.)

I figure onle one repug will see it before circular filing, so I'd really like to impress him/her.

[gWbush is Mabus]

1. you could put toilet paper in it

used

[AmandaRuth]

2. enclose the rules t o be rethug

(I am sure they are around on this site somewhere) and maybe a pick of bush staring blanking in space in that Florida classroom on 9-11 while his country was being attacked.

[bleedingheart]

3. Put monopoly money in the envelope and tell them

that its the only money they should be allowed to play with...

[lancdem]

4. How in the world did they get your name?

Maybe you could try "UP YOURS."

[zbdent]

5. If the return envelope doesn't have your address on it, and

you haven't left any fingerprints, put some talcum powder on a blank sheet of paper and return the SASE.

Make sure you drive far out of your way, probably to a section of town where it is heavily Repuke-leaning, and drop it in a mailbox.

[hang a left]

7. FBI at your house yet?

n/t

[zbdent]

9. Not that I've noticed. I have written a few LOTEs

that were critical of Bush, though.

Besides, you want to sprinkle the powder with some cinnamon, just for authenticity's sake.

[MissB]

8. Bad idea all around

Why would one want to scare a whole bunch of people just to make a political point? Aside from the fact that it is illegal, it is just immoral. Not a good Democratic tactic.

[zbdent]

13. You know, you're right. Now, if it were to the DNC, it would be

investigated somewhere around, um, never.

[MissB]

6. Send your regrets that you cannot attend

And enclose a donation. They have to process the donation, no matter how small. Put in a penny.

[ronnykmarshall]

18. Have any Canadian coins?

Throw one in and send it off!

I have an old Mexican 20,000 Peso that is worthless (the old money), I'd love to be able to send that to them.

[beyurslf]

10. Put in one penny with a letter

that says you wish you could send more but have been laid off since Bush took office. You are hoping others can share in the joy that his policies have caused you, though.

[Rockholm]

11. Penny? I try to weigh down the envelope...

I have sent back at the RNC's expense, envelopes with rocks, sand, asphalt from the street, anything heavy. I don't know what happens to them, screened out maybe, but what the heck. Answering their stupid questionaires does not seem to work. Hey boys, save your postage.....I AM A DEMOCRAT.

[newyawker99]

16. Hi Rockholm!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[izzie]

12. Send them a dollar and tell them thanks for the tax refund.

Copy dollar, as why waste money.

[kcwayne]

14. Send them $1 in Rupees

and tell them you are working for the RNC call center in Calcutta, and although you'd like to contribute more, this represents a month's worth of fasting during lunch so that you would have enough to contribute to the kind Republicans who have blessed with this marvelous job.

Oh, and you are really looking forward to the upcoming telephone campaign for the election, and you have been practicing your redneck cracker accent and are very confident that you will be able to attract alot of voters for Gorge Booosh.

[DemLikr]

15. Attend the fundraiser and ask emberrassing questions. n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Write a check

Shread it into confetti and mail it.