Last Year it Was SEX SLAVERY, This Year it's STEROIDS

[Beetwasher]

WTF is up with these ridiculous non-sequitors that are mentioned in the Chimps SOTU's?

I think it's almost like when you were a kid going on a trip and your parents allowed you to bring one toy along.

I could see Bush in the meetings for the speech wanting desperately to include some topic(s) of his own and finally being allowed to include just one to stop his whining. "No George, you can't include a paragraph about how hard it is to reach the 7th level in Mario Bros., but you can talk about steroid use."

[salinen]

1. Never use steroids

in a sex room?

[DuctapeFatwa]

2. Mandatory drug testing of all low income children can help expedite

their subsumption into the justice system, where they will be empowered to make a positive contribution to the economy by helping to keep America's prison industry a strong, growing, dependable investor favorite!

[tom_paine]

3. Nicely said

I wish it wasn't so very close to the truth...

[xxqqqzme]

4. I found this rather odd

considering their placement of steroid boy as CA gov

[Bozita]

14. Yes, what will Ah-nuld say?

[Ready4Change]

18. My tinfoil hat says:

It was a warning to Arnold to not get too carried away with all those Kennedy connections.

(/tinfoil hat mode off)

[PretzelWarrior]

5. egggzactly. Former Mr. Baseball has his pet projects.

I'm surprised he didn't say he planned to have Pete Rose sent to Guantanamo Bay so he could be dealt with as the crook he was. (Only owners should be allowed to bet on baseball, do coke, feel up the baseball interns, and blow snot in public).

I think it is telling that he had to spend so much time looking backward and justifying actions rather than looking forward. I'm so happy he could spend a GRAND TOTAL of 220 million bucks nationwide on community colleges. that'll help the economy, George. Just reduce the defense budget by one aircraft carrier or a couple of new generation bombers or fighters and we'd have something substantial. But no.....

he doesn't need a permission slip from the GD people of America. He is Caeser/Napolean/Alexander all rolled into one...and you can just suck it, people.

[Bill McBlueState]

6. 7th level in Mario Bros.?

pffft.

Bush would use all the warp zones, thus never having to play the 7th level.

He's been taking every shortcut he can his whole life.

--
yeah, I'm cool.

[Hippo_Tron]

12. Yeah you can get 2 flutes on the first world and warp straight to the 9th

That is mario 3 of course.

[Beetwasher]

20. I'm Shocked

That there is a 7th level. I've never played the game and was sort of winging it w/ that comment!

I'm more of an RPG kinda guy ;-)

[Liberal Veteran]

7. Next it will steroid using same-gender sex slave pagan baseballers.

Good lord.

[ewagner]

8. I think you got it right

I think they ("they" being his handlers) aallow him to include one thing of his very own in each speech.

[Beetwasher]

9. And We All Know How Much Was Done About Sex Slavery

in the past year :eyes:

It's really friggin' pathetic...

It's like to stroke his own ego he needs to include a topic. What a child.

It's not even like he cares about sex slavery. He probably thought "Oh, that's a good one! That will show my handlers how smart I am by bringing this topic up! No one can have a problem w/ me being against sex slavery! See how smart I am! Hmmm, or maybe I should be against drowning kittens! Karl, what do you think, should I be against sex slavery or drowning kittens?"

[Missy Vixen]

10. Heads up! Incoming document dump!

>Last Year it Was SEX SLAVERY, This Year it's STEROIDS<

Why am I suddenly thinking that we're going to hear something about a Bush family member and steroid abuse?

After all, wasn't there some sort of misadventure in the past year involving Neil Bush and the Thai prostitutes, who apparently find him so irresistible that they delivered themselves to his hotel room without his knowledge or consent?

He was forced, FORCED I tell you, to have sex with them!

We'll see this on the news either Fourth of July, Friday of the Labor Day weekend, next Thanksgiving Day or Christmas Eve, 2004...

Julie
adjusting that tinfoil chapeau for a better fit :tinfoilhat:

[salinen]

11. Oops! I just

took steroids and had sex with a pro-team owner because I missed my abstinance class and I'm on parole.

[Ready4Change]

19. Tinfoil Chaps?

Now THERE'S a dedicated conspiracy theorist! :tinfoilhat:

[TrogL]

13. Whatever happened to "sex slavery"?

Was anything ever done?

[Beetwasher]

15. Nope, not a damn thing

Funny, ain't it? It's like he put it in there just for shits 'n giggles or to be against something that everyone thought was reprehensible.

[Astarho]

16. It's this year's Red Herring

Something Chimpy can throw out and say, "that's bad, we should vaguely do something about it (but we're not gonna)!"

[Ilsa]

17. By June, it will be

cotton vs. synthetic underwear.

"We've got do something about those who would continue to wear synthetic underpants! It's UnAmerican! It misleads our youth! What will the children say?"