If I were George Bush

[BOSSHOG]

I'd sure be thrilled about all the Veterans Organizations wanting to cite candidates Military Records. I'd get ole karl rove to stir up that Veterans Against Kerry bunch. And, my spokesman rush limbaugh can downplay General Clark's leadership abilities. Then we can highlight my patriotic service the only way we know how - LIE!

[brainwashed_youth]

1. if you were Bush

I'd bitchslap you over and over again

[terrya]

2. If you were Bush...

I'd kick you in the balls. Hard.

[tom_paine]

3. Careful about kicking those tough old Navy Chiefs

They kick back...

:evilgrin:

[Shananigans]

4. Dude, if you were Bush...

I'd take pleasure out of watching you drown as I took my black and white photo (see previous post regarding what color film you would use to capture Bush drownding)

[TNOE]

5. I would shoot myself and make the ultimate

sacrifice - for the world and hope that God would not put me in the same room in Hell as Hitler, et al.

[11 Bravo]

6. If you were Bush

I wouldn't have read your post because your ass would be the only one in DU that I use the "ignore" function on.

[sendero]

7. If I were Bush*....

... I'd realize the horrible historical legacy I was creating and try to change my ways.

But, that's the difference between Bush* and almost everyone here :)