Stupid People Love Bush

[Indie Media Magazine]

New Study Shows Correlation Between
Decline Of IQ And Rise Of GOP
By Will Durst

"Stupid people love Bush" new study proves According to the prestigious Southern California think tank, The Gluton Group, stupid people prefer President George W Bush over Senator John Kerry by a 4-to-1 margin. As Chief Resident Dr. Louis Friend characterized the results of the research, "the less intelligent you are, the more you like Bush."

Stupid People Love Bush

[salvorhardin]

1. Not surprising.

However, I would think that IQ and blind faith in the President would be inversely correlated no matter the person in office.

[leftofthedial]

2. I've been saying all along that the reason the country

seems split so evenly is that the dividing line is 100 IQ.

[salvorhardin]

3. I think perhaps it's more fair to say

that the right-wing made a concerted effort over the past 40 years, which reached a sort of critical mass about 20 years ago, to exploit those with less than median intelligence.

It doesn't explain it all though. In the article, you'll see that almost half of those with IQs between 100 and 120 support Bush.

[leftofthedial]

4. average across the entire range

and the dividing line is very near 100

[salvorhardin]

6. oops - wrong thread

self delete

[sans qualia]

5. Um...

You all do realize that this article is a joke, right?

[leftofthedial]

7. Will is a funny guy

But jokes can also be true, right? That's what makes them funny.