The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

[locopolitico]

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News." —Jay Leno

"The Senate has sent President Obama a spending bill that gives the government enough money to keep going for two weeks. Our Congress has the financial planning skills of a college sophomore." —Conan O'Brien

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2011/03/04/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-113.htm

[Webster Green]

1. I liked this one..

"'King Kong' opened 78 years ago. It's the story of a woman that gets carried away by an ape. The same thing happened to Maria Shriver." —David Letterman

[progressoid]

2. New Rule:

"New Rule: When you make stupid into an art form, it's not stupid anymore. We just found out that the 'Sarah Palin' who writes Sarah Palin's Facebook page is a fake. But the real Sarah Palin has her own Facebook page, under a fake name, and sometimes the 'real fake' Sarah Palin praises the work of the 'fake real' Sarah Palin. It's like Inception for hillbillies. There's also a rumor that she doesn't really need glasses, she just wears them to look smart. And when she has them on, Todd doesn't know she's Superman." —Bill Maher

:spray:

[Ratty]

3. Loved the "Dick Hertz" one