The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 387

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The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 387

January 20, 2011
Hate Mailbag Special

Now don't get too excited -- the Top 10 Conservative Idiots is still on hiatus. But a brand new Hate Mailbag is long past due, so here we go!

"Civility" is the new watchword in American politics, and with that in mind you may be wondering how DU is going to present a Hate Mailbag. Well, the answer is simple. This time around we'll be making an all-out effort to keep our responses polite and courteous. Not only that, but all of our responses have been written in a posh English accent, just so it's clear we're really, really serious about this. Think Hugh Grant or Colin Firth. Can you imagine them ever uttering a churlish word? I didn't think so. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this brand new Hate Mailbag, Civility Edition, With Responses Written In A Posh English Accent Just So It's Clear We're Really, Really Serious.

The following are real emails sent to Democratic Underground over the past year, and they have not been edited in any way, although names and email addresses have been removed.

If you've never read the Hate Mailbag before, be aware that it does contain extreme language. You've been warned!


May The Maggot That Spound You FTW

From: Walt W-------- <[e-mail]>
Subject: JUSTICE

HEY YOU NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKERS GET OUT OF THE USA GO TO FUCKING MEXICO,CUBA, CHINA,NORTH KOREA, YOU LOW LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS SOMEONE NEEDS TO FUCKING TRY YOUR MAGGOT ASSES FOR TREASON AND SHOOT ALL YOU NAZI BASTERDS FUCK OFF EAT SHIT AND MAY THE MAGGOT THAT SPOUND YOU BASTERDS DIE A million deaths in hell!

DU RESPONDS: May the maggot that spound you too sir! And just a suggestion sir, but it looks like your finger got tired of holding Shift before you could finish your sentence! Next time why not try Caps Lock? You'll find it on the left-hand side of your keyboard, what!


Here, This Guy's Got The Idea

From: Me <[e-mail]>
Subject: Your Site

SUCKS BIGTIME.
YOU HIDE THE TRUTH JUST LIKE ALL THE NEOCONS, CHENEYS, BUSHES, PERLES, ETC.
I THINK I NOW HATE ALL DEMOCRATS AS MUCH AS I HATE ALL REPIGS.
YOUR SITE IS A FUKKIN JOKE.
YOU LET SDUDERSTADT SAY ANY SHIT HE WANTS TO.
AS WELL LARED. AS WELL AS ALL YOUR OTHER DISINFORMATION AGENTS.
YOU SUCK--AND I HATE DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND AND ALL OF YOUR SCUM MODERATORS.
FUCK YOU.

DU RESPONDS: Now that's how a pro does it!


While We're On The Subject Of "Fuck You"

From: David S------ <[e-mail]>
Subject:

Hey Lib ............ FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DU RESPONDS: I shall take that as a compliment, my good man!


I Think He's Trying To Say We're Losers

From: Ray K------ <[e-mail]>
Subject: What a LOSER Website

You and your website are LOSERS!

DU RESPONDS: And may the Lord bless you and keep you sir! May he make his face to shine upon you!


Welcome To The Wrong End Of The Stick

From: Del J------- <[e-mail]>
Subject: Michael Savage

You seem to have a lot of information on Michael Savage. Do you know which station he's on in the Allen County, Indiana area? He is no longer on WOWO - at least in his former slot.

Thank you.

Del J-------

-------, Indiana

DU RESPONDS: I'm dreadfully sorry, I'm not familiar with that name! Fringe type is he?


Conservative Shits Self, Advertises Fact

From: [e-mail]
Subject: Keith Oberdumbie

Keith is the brown stain in my underwear.

DU RESPONDS: I think a change of bloomers might be in order old chap!


We're On Notice

From: Christina L--- [e-mail]
Subject: DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND SPAM ACTIVITIES REPORTED TO YOUTUBE

HEY SKINNER AND TEAM: You AND YOUR USERS are opening ENCOURAGING AND spamming on YOU TUBE which has been documented and reported. This is a warning!

YOUTUBE HAS BEEN ALERTED WITH THIS INFO.

<SNIP>

*****WARNING SEND TO YOU TUBE***

A hateful, anti--AMERICAN LEFTIST WEBSITE, DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND (bottom-feeders of society) IS ENCOURAGING DELIBERATELY SPAMMING this VIDEO ON YOU TUBE video and asking its members to come here and give this video a ((ONE STAR) RATING to disrupt the truth.... SEE LINK HERE FOR PROOF>>

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=7402415&mesg_id=7402415

DU RESPONDS: Please accept my most sincere apologies madam! I do hope I won't get a visit from the YouTube police!


An Email From God Belss

From: [e-mail]
Subject: Why Am I banned

Dear Friends,

Suck my balls and lick my ass. Thank you, God Belss

DU RESPONDS: My goodness, Mr. Belss! Should I tongue your taint while I'm at it?


I Really Like Ideas

From: [e-mail]
Subject: why go there

Why go after info about this man you are the problem in america not tea party why are you afraid of them do you have a problem with Sarah also.Who gave you money to do this Sore ass or demo party .
sorry .ok lets stay on focus nov 2010 all your corrupt goons get voted out than what.I really like Ideas so explain your side.without getting personal on all reps in office or us with views.

DU RESPONDS: Here's an idea for you my dear fellow! Read a fucking book! Oh, I'm terribly sorry, that was awfully uncivil of me... I will endeavour to avoid such mishaps in future!


Word Fail

From: R. Morgan <[e-mail]>
Subject: ISP blocking

What a bunching intolerant liberal tweebs you are.

I'll be back, let's play wack a mole. You game?

DU RESPONDS: Why certainly sir! A friendly game of wack a mole would be just the ticket! I can feel my normally intolerant liberal tweebs bunching in anticipation!


Rush Is Right, Part One

From: roscoe l------- ><[e-mail]>
Subject: Rush Limbaugh Airplane

You guys should be a lot more concerned about the piece of crap Kerry Gulfstream with the old (BAD EMMISSIONS) engines than Rush Limbaugh high efficient clean burning engines!

DU RESPONDS: Rush Limbaugh has an airplane? I assumed he just sort of floated from place to place on a cloud of hot air and flatulence! My mistake!


Rush Is Right, Part Two

From: [e-mail]
Subject: Your Rush Thread

Thanks, guys!

I picked about a dozen of your most hateful, vicious and vile posts wishing suffering and death to Rush Limbaugh and posted them on NewsBusters.com.

You can't say these are not typical because not one of them has been removed for violations of any terms of service. No, this is exactly how sleazy and disgusting you little nazis usually are.

Again, thanks.

Now hundreds more average Americans, thanks to you and me, realize how psychotic and hateful you liberal wingnuts NORMALLY are.

Mike G, Jacksonville FL

An armed and proud right-winger (aka patriotic American).

DU RESPONDS: I say, what's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? I'll tell you! One is a fat Nazi gasbag, and the other is an award-winning talk radio host with talent on loan from God and an audience of 20 million loyal listeners! I for one never believed those sex tourism rumors and I can state without compunction that Rush Limbaugh is not a sex tourist, Rush Limbaugh has never been a sex tourist, and Rush Limbaugh will never be a sex tourist! In fact I find it abhorrent that the words "Rush Limbaugh" and "sex tourist" would even appear in the same sentence, let alone in the same Google search!


Andy Warhol Should Have Said "In The Future, Everyone Will Get Death Threats For Fifteen Minutes"

From: mike b------ <[e-mail]>
Subject: YOUR AN ASSHOLE

Hahahahaha
you freaking pathetic fucking assholes..I see all your anti Michael B----- shit was removed..LOL. I still have my Facebook page with all my obama cross-hair pics. I guess we know who the smart one is huh? idiot. I guess we know who can push the envelope and NOT get in trouble. I can't believe you MORONS thought I could get in trouble for posting a former magazine cover sold on newsstands.. are all your members mentally challenged.. I see your FB page also has been changed..ohhhhhh I guess threatening me and posting my personal info such as my KIDS names, address, and phone number was something close to a cyber hit..I love it I continue and you can't..lucky I did not sue, and believe me I could have but I'm not a liberal, I believe we need to EARN our way..I will be in your area soon. And I may just stop by to visit..ASSHOLE. OBAMA IS A FRAUD, YOU DEMOCRATS ARE ANTI AMERICAN ENTITLEMENT LOVING FREELOADERS AND I PRAY FOR YOUR DEMISE.. How did those Nov. elections turn out for ya??
SEE YA SOON
Mr. Michael B------ ( American Patriot)
Google 1st amendment ASSHOLE. it's sad you want that one abolished

OK LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR.. OBLOMO IS A NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT ELITIST ANTI AMERICAN CONSTITIUTION KILLING KENYAN ASSHOLE.. Got it.. any questions CONFRONT ME but Bring your 2nd amendment with you.. and bring it big because I love my 2nd amendment more than my wife and believe me I will exercise it.. I love exercising.. LIBERALS SUCK ASS.. Hope I covered it.

DU RESPONDS: Oh don't worry sir, you covered it all right!


Liberals Love Karl Mark

From: JOHN D---------- <[e-mail]>
Subject: America is NOT Socialist

Socialist, Communist, Fascist, Markist Faggot, Godless, Bastards have NO place in America! Move to China you filthy Pigs! Or just keep aborting yourselves into extinction!

DU RESPONDS: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, sir? That mouth which has spent all morning suckling on the naughty bits of your sister's pet spaniel, you disgusting pervert? Oh... pardon me sir, I do apologize! I really don't know where that came from! I assure you it won't happen again!


This Guy Must Watch The History Channel

From: George L L---- <[e-mail]>
Subject: Re: Why my posting privileges were revoked aka: BigShow

Never mind about un-reovking my posting privileges, after following a few threads,I noticed the moba-erators are as bad as the Nazi's, deleting posts because of an opinion that does not follow the party lines. I prefer to find a group that lets each have their own opinion, and stay independant. Now I remember why I did not join the democratic party, you are no different than the repugs.

Respectfully

George L-----

DU RESPONDS: Far be it from me to correct you on your knowledge of yesteryear old chap, but I don't think World War II happened because the Nazis were going around deleting people's posts!


Thanks For The Reminder

From: Bertrand W----- <[e-mail]>
Subject: Revoked

Ok, please tell me what I said that upset someone. God you are a bunch of pansies. Wahhh

DU RESPONDS: Yes, I think that might have been it!


This One Never Gets Old

From: Anthony P---------- <[e-mail]>
Subject: Forum Variety

Just for giggles, why not add some variety to your powerful web site.

"Top 10 Liberal Idiots" by a banned conservative disputer.

Here are a few names I'll give you, at no charge, to help you get started.

Nancy Pelosi

Harry Reid

Barney Frank

Chris Mathews

Al Franken

Al Gore

Robert Gibbs

Bill Maher

Jimmy Carter

Barbra Boxer

Let me know what ya think - I'd love to help!

DU RESPONDS: I'd like to let you know what I think old bean, but unfortunately it's nearly time for my nap! How about I give you call tomorrow and we'll hash it out then eh!


Is That You, Sarah Palin?

From: Beth P------ <[e-mail]>
Subject: Blaming Bush

You know what: I am so sick of you people blaming Bush. DumbBama has made our country a laughing stock around the world, nothing more than a Radical Socialist Pig. The lame sream media never reports on whats really going on in the Big Black Mama's House. Why don't you report on Rev. Jim Wallace--Obama's new spititual advisor. His ties ti Bill Ayers---- Domestic terrorist. The Tide Foundation, the Joyce Foundation, Joel Rodgers and the whole Emerald City scam, How about Al Gores invovement with the Chicago Climate Exchange,which includes GOLDMAN SACS Bank., S.E.I.U's and Van Jones (commie) invovement. How about Franklin Rains.ripping off Freddie and Fannie and the American people 90 million dollars. Why isn't he in prison? Union people showing up at bankers homes and threatening them? They show up at my house, they will need bodybags, You jerk-offs are treading on dangerous ground and better hope things don't turn like what is happening in Greece, Germany, Spain,ect. cause you will have to hide under a rock. Obama a world leader,what a joke, he is a joke as our President, and a bad one at that. I wouldn't even waste my Urine pissin on his head. Come November you all will be defeated and Obama will be a lame ass duck just like Bush because of a Democratic congress. Mat God's wrath pour upon your heads, bunch of arrogant ignorant BASTARDS. My skin is thick. and I' m justing sitting here clinging to my guns and Bible. See ya on the battle lines.

DU RESPONDS: Oh, piss off you moron! I am so fucking sick and tired of the nonsensical bullshit spouted by you brainwashed right-wing imbeciles and your fucking vacuous mouthbreathing repetition of every single idiotic lie that Glenn Beck scrawls across his motherfucking chalkboard! Oh, ahem... Gosh, how embarrassing! Rather lost control of myself there! Probably time to take that nap now! Toodle-oo!

[meegbear]

1. Oh SNAP!

[sakabatou]

2. It's too bad the Top 10 is still on hiatus

But I'll accept this.

[Warpy]

3. It's been a long time coming

The Hate Mailbag is always such a wonderful reminder of why this site exists.

Instead of "Wack(sic) a Mole," how about a game of "Pop the Aneurysm?" Caps lock addicts shrieking while they type their misspelled rage into a keyboard sticky with snuff juice are sure to win that one every time!

[BobbyBoring]

4. If I was a rich man

i would send Earl G as much $ as he needed so he could go back to doing the top 10 weekly! Now, Ironic Times is the only thing that make Mondays worthwhile~

[needledriver]

5. Meaning no disrespect, but

Think Hugh Grant or Colin Firth. Can you imagine them ever uttering a churlish word?

You need to see "The King's Speech". Colin Firth goes mega churlish! Terrific movie.

[nxylas]

69. Not to mention the opening of Four Weddings...

In which Hugh Grant drops enough f-bombs to fill a Tarantino movie.

[SDuderstadt]

6. I am unbelievably proud that I was mentioned by name...

in one of the hate mails.

I can't speak for Lared, of course.

[hootinholler]

17. Yeah

I thought your satisfaction might fit the profile.

-Hoot

[SDuderstadt]

31. Profile? n/t

[Hissyspit]

25. Well, you would say that.

You get to say anything you want. :)

[SDuderstadt]

32. You're just jealous because...

no one wrote a hate mail about you.

[XanaDUer]

26. You're famous!

:thumbsup:

[SDuderstadt]

33. I wonder how many minutes...

I get.

[barbtries]

7. come back

come back, for good! :rofl:

i laughed so hard.

i just can't think about the fact that the mail was written be real living persons. that is too sad. but the responses were priceless, thank you!

ta ta!

[slay]

8. Wow. I mean wow. The hate from the right never ceases to amaze me

sure i mock the right and goof on them quite a bit - but wow - nothing, i mean nothing like the hate mail they send you guys.

on the other hand - we must be doing something right if those backwards thinking buffoons are this mad! :rofl:

[struggle4progress]

9. It must take a strong stomach to update the mailbag

[obxhead]

10. I can agree to some respect with the mail about top 10 idiots.

There are Dems, mostly blue dogs, who are consistently idiots. I think pointing out the idiotic things these blue dogs say, do, and push for would be a good thing.

I didn't agree with his list so much, but the concept has merit in my opinion. Our side is not necessarily a shining beacon of flawlessness.

[eppur_se_muova]

11. "Spound" is the hot new Freeperism!

:rofl: Presumably the past tense of spind. :rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

16. true dat! but I think he was trying to spell 'spawned'

but who the hell knows :shrug:

[Lugnut]

57. Thanks for clearing that up.

Spound to spawned does barely make some sense. :D

[NMDemDist2]

60. altho maggots technically can't spawn, that's a fish thing

but whadda ya expect from a whackjob?

[JHB]

74. Don't misconfusulate things!

Maggots can't spawn because they are larval (non-adult) forms. Spawning is a male thing, not a fish thing. But we use the term "spawn" in reference to fish because "sex" isn't really the right word for how they do it.

[NMDemDist2]

78. I stand corrected!

:rofl:

:hi:

[hootinholler]

18. That's maggot spound. Moran! n/t

[dmr]

22. lol

:rofl:

[polmaven]

29. And everyone knows

maggots spound basterds! Nothing worse than a basterd spunder.

[immoderate]

12. Looks like a budding Jared Loughner up there.

I hope someone is watching him.

--imm

[IrishEyes]

13. The proofreader in me just wants to take a red pen and fix these emails.

I hope these people are able to get the medication and therapy they seemed to need.

[polmaven]

30. Not if the Affordable Health Care Act is repealed!

They won't be able to get coverage due to a pre-existing idiocy clause.

[cbayer]

14. Thank you so much, EarlG. Only a Brit could pull this off so brilliantly.

:toast:

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. LOL! Video's been removed

and somewhere a freeper is freaking out.

[unapatriciated]

86. I noticed that too

It was the best part. I laughed my ass off.

well half of it.:rofl:

[madrchsod]

19. my day is complete....we should make the hate email a forum...

[DCKit]

20. FINALLY, my emails are published. Thank you DU. nt

[dmr]

21. Bravo! Thank you, Earl!

:applause:

[Lautremont]

23. I had no idea George Lucas was a right-wing moron.

Of course, I may not be filling in the blanks on that history channel guy's name correctly.

[spanone]

24. k&r....

[Howler]

27. LMAO!!!!!!

Nice VERY Nice!!!:rofl: :applause:

[The Wizard]

28. Well this has the snot bubbles

coming out of my nose.

[SDuderstadt]

34. I would personally like to thank DU for...

letting me "say any shit (I) want to!

[EFerrari]

35. ."I love my 2nd Amendment more than my wife"

We noticed!

:rofl: :woohoo: :rofl:

:applause:

[SDuderstadt]

36. DU ought to...

forward that e-mail to his wife.

Actually, she is probably uglier than sin (who else would marry such a jerk?), so his comment probably makes sense.

[Joanie Baloney]

37. Ewww!

...which includes GOLDMAN SACS Bank.,

I don't think I want to ask what a Sacs bank is. :P


-JB

[LiberalEsto]

65. It has sacs and spounds maggots. nt

[chollybocker]

38. "just keep aborting yourselves into extinction!"

Wuh???

..."Back to the Future, Part 8: McFly v. Planned Parenthood."

[freethought]

39. Go to Cuba?

The first hatemail letter says we should go to "f_____g Cuba". HECK, where can I sign up? I heard the beaches are like totally awesome, the coral reefs are healthy, there's an awesome Latin music scene, and the swimming and diving can't be beat! I would love to go!

[micraphone]

43. LOLZ...

AND they have Universal Healthcare!

[freethought]

53. You're absolutely right!! I Forgot about that!! n/t

[LeftishBrit]

40. I say, old boy, this is simply not cricket...

'Clinging to my guns and my Bible' - some RW-ers seem to worship their guns as graven images!

Hilarious. But worrying.

[Plucketeer]

41. TEN Stalwarts of CONservatism

I love 'em actually. They make me look SO MUCH SMARTER than I really am! :rofl:





GOP JOBS PLAN

[Little Star]

42. Thanks for the laughs!!!

[DearAbby]

44. Socialist, Communist, Fascist, Markist Faggot, Godless, Bastards have NO place in America!

:spray::rofl:

[NuclearDem]

45. I say, what's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One is a fat Nazi gasbag that's doomed to go down in flames.

The other was an airship in the 1930s.

[kurtzapril4]

84. That is the funniest picture I've ever seen.

I laughed right out loud! I laughed so hard I actually had to spell out "laughed out loud"

May I use that pic on my facebook thingy?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. Thank you!

Fucking hilarious!

Proud to recommend...

[ejbr]

47. Cheers! n/t

[tavalon]

48. Thank you for your very hard work

Being civil with such asshats is hard, but you do it better than most. Tally-ho!

[tavalon]

49. Excellent!

[MrMickeysMom]

50. God, that was such a belly laugh!

Please bring hate mail back. It is sure to round out a whole day's worth of insanity!

[lonestarnot]

51. Snot fucking rockets!

Snort :spray: :rofl: I love the top 10! :rofl: Sir :patriot:

[ClassWarrior]

52. So is Mat God's wrath pouring upon one's head anything like...

...Urine pissin on one's head?

:shrug:

NGU.

[lumberjack_jeff]

54. Thanks for squelching those horrid LIMBAUGH IS A SEX TOURIST rumors.

We wouldn't want that showing up on any google searches!

[VWolf]

63. Yes, I for one don't believe

RUSH LIMBAUGH is a SEX TOURIST. I mean, I suppose RUSH LIMBAUGH might be a SEX TOURIST, but we really have no proof, do we?

I mean, if RUSH LIMBAUGH was a SEX TOURIST, then the media woud be all over it, right?

They would be shouting from the roofs: "RUSH LIMBAUGH is a SEX TOURIST", but they're not.

So I suppose RUSH LIMBAUGH is not a SEX TOURIST. But he might be.

[tinymontgomery]

55. Please

try to bring it back.

[Joe the Revelator]

56. Out of curiosity, why was T10CI put on hiatus?

[NMDemDist2]

61. Earl G took paternity leave and never came back

:cry:

[badgerpup]

58. K & R, but....

Guys...
Wondering if maybe the hate mail bag should just be relegated to the sewage treatment plant where it belongeth...sans perusal.

After reading some of that, I really feel in need of a hot shower with Fels Naptha (or Lysol) and a stiff scrubbing brush.
Some mind bleach wouldn't hurt either.:hide::yoiks:

How can these people stand to LIVE inside their own heads in such toxic filth? :wow: :puke:




:kick:

[SDuderstadt]

59. Who is is Fels Naptha?

Sounds Scandinavian.

[badgerpup]

71. Here ya go...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fels-Naptha

I use it in my DIY bug spray...
and I can remember it being used for the time-honored remedy of "Wash(ing) your mouth out with soap" for the sort of language found in the hate mail. :hide:

Pretty good...er...let me re-phrase that...pretty EFFECTIVE stuff.

[SDuderstadt]

72. I was making a joke...

in the spirit of the OP.

Besides, in the words of one of the hate mail's authors, DU lets me say whatever shit I want.

[badgerpup]

80. Oh.

Sorry...:blush:

[kurtzapril4]

85. He's an older Norwegian gentleman.

He lives in Helsinki with his wife Elska. They're both first chair Vuvuzela players in their respective orchestras.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

62. Cheerio! Pip pip and all that.

I say, well done. :)

I wouldst K & R this.

[LiberalEsto]

64. Can I change my screen name to:

"bunching intolerant liberal tweeb" ?
Somehow it just sounds so perfect.
Thank you and belss you!

[madmax]

66. Thank you, Thank YOU - I needed this bad! nt

[fatbuckel]

67. Do NONE of them have spellcheck?

[Whoa_Nelly]

68. Hey, Skinner! Can you get The Shat to read this as poetry?

with Beatnik bongos and flute in the background? ;)

[Mnemosyne]

70. Great responses! Can we, pretty please, have a forum for us to reply to these morans? Please?! n/t

[edbermac]

77. +1,000,000

Choose some really obnoxious emails
DU'ers contribute some choice replies
Edit the best ones and email them back
Watch their tiny brains detonate

[Mnemosyne]

82. That sounds like severe fun, edbermac!

The replies would be over most of their heads though! And we would be accused of casting asparguses!11 :rofl:

[Initech]

73. I wonder if people just act this way or they really are that crazy.

[boycottfaux]

75. Luv It

We really miss the 10 Most Conservative Idiots . .

We would round-robin the list around to our democratic allies
in the office and we'd all put our little comments, it was
great!!

Miss the List alot . .

[JohnnyRingo]

76. Bloody good show

The 'ate mail has always been a consistent source of levity. Keep up the good work mate.
Cheerio.

[Cherchez la Femme]

79. It's not uncivil

to just remark upon others incivility, IMO anyways. (Strange, 'uncivil' is a word, but 'incivility' is its noun!)

It may be called 'Gossip'; but then who doesn't like a juicy bit of gossip, or a dozen?

Especially misspelled! :rofl:

(um, are emoticons off or disposed of also?)


(Lots of) Edit(s):

Walt: Love your colloquialisms, but the all-caps is a dead giveaway. Your grammar sucks too (yeah I know I should talk)
And what exactly do you mean by 'FTW'? For The Win? Fuck The World? --as for the latter, since you're in this same world, do you really desire that? If so, there's help for Pron *in addition to* addiction to masochism...

Me: Same sentiments posted towards Walt, sans the FTW part of course.

David: I see you're of the view that the more exclamation points the more your post will be taken seriously, but you forgot the 1's interspersed. Bad form!
And buddy? That's really only a very-slightly less obvious version of all-caps.
In case you care.

Bertrand: It's no longer "Wahh", it's 'BAWWWWWWWWWWW'. Get with the 3rd millennium interwebs-speak, dude.

Del: Yes, DU should have at its fingertips the station Michael Savage broadcasts on, along with the one he used to, in the Allen County, Indiana area. How backwards of us!
BTW -- plug much?

Ray: At least you didn't call us 'LOOSERS'
Well done, sir!

[e-mail]: My my, your God named Belss must be one of the lesser Church of Satan gods!
Good luck to you, and if I were you I wouldn't count on Belss answering any of your prayers;
at least in any positive manner.
And there's also help for those with anal/genital-oral fixation. God Belss!

[e-mail]: Grammar, spelling and especially punctuation are your friends!
That is, f you want to be understood...

Christina: Agreed, how dare DU interfere with Republican/Bagger message control? You'd think that DU members had Free Speech or something!
How uppity! The nerve!
I'm assuming that you're also writing letters of complaint against the many Neocon, Con, Republican, Reich-wing, Xtian, Bagger, etc. etc. etc. 'hateful' comments? Busy busy busy!
Surely, idleness is the Devil's Plaything --but who is the devil in the church of Belss?
In any event, you ma'am, are a true example, yet another epitome, in demonstrating civility! *cough cough*

R. Morgan (you sure it's not R. Moran?): "bunching intolerant liberal tweebs" followed by "wack"? Wow. Just wow -- that's truly unique, but to make your phrase totally homogeneous (no, even though it's got 'homo' in it it doesn't mean those who "choose" to love their own gender) you should have spelled the third word librul.
Hey, here's an idea! You bunching tolerant non-tweebs oughta rewrite the dictionary! After all, you've got your very own Wikipedia now, and well-received it is!

roscoe: I am eagerly anticipating your edifying letter regarding 'unconstitutional money' since it's neither on the gold nor silver standard!
Yes, I realize that terrible-but-true Democrat conspiracy is touted not by Limbaugh but by Beck
--who happens to have a company involved with underpaying citizens for their gold, now isn't that strange?--
but 1 Krugerrand will get me 10 that you listen to him too

[e-mail] (aka Mike G.): It's truly touching to see your adulation and defense towards Rush Limbo! He's a Saint, a Saint I tells ya; even though he may be canonized only in the God Belss church -- but he's still a Saint nevertheless!
But shouldn't your signature have been 'An armed and proud right-winger Bagger (aka patriotic American)'?
Signed,
a self-shamed, gunless, unpatriotic commie who is a citizen of the United States of America, not ALL America.
Yeah, I know: easy pickings for your and your phalli, er I mean guns.
Not that you don't have, and have previously publicly & widely broadcasted, the plans to 'put bullet(s) in our heads'. A plan you've already long began, the latest of which was down Arizona way.
Good show! ...for a psychopath.


Gah, I'm having too much fun
but that last one brought back the sadness -- best to stop now, even though the source material --difficult to believe possible-- only gets better!
But still; mike b------ and Beth P------? You two are the top examples if not the epitomes of the sentiment of my last comment. I suppose, however, that you have, instead of the usual, boring old King James or the Latin Vulgate
not them but The Wicked Bible or The American Warmonger's Bible
these akin to the 1631 version --The Sinner's Bible-- where they just happened to forget the "not" in the commandment regarding Adultery (naughty fellows!)
but now you Saved, Gawd-fearing Xtians have upped the ante. Progress!
If you don't have those books (I hardly think any books at all) at the very least you must follow The Neocon Ten Commandments. Yesirree, "blow 'em all away & let God (Belss) sort 'em out" isn't just meant for brown, red & black skinned peoples; no it ain't! It's now equal-opportunity genocide --the only Equal Opportunity I bet y'all subscribe to!



And DU? Your comment regarding [e-mail]'s letter has me howling with laughter!
Didn't think I found scatological humor that amusing, but perhaps I'm growing more like Mozart (one can only hope!) as the years pass...
his Leck mich im Arsch is, er, a classic ...in that certain genre at least.

Sorry for this post but I simply could not resist! You guys must have a blast collating and commenting on these types of letters!

[russspeakeasy]

81. OH SHIT...I NEEDED THAT...THANKS.

[plumbob]

83. kick!

Priceless!

[mlevans]

87. Really loved that last reply. n/t